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XxErinElizabethxX

  1. Hayleeismyname Hayleeismyname
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    What would it be like without any
    fears?

  2. mynameislauren mynameislauren
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    What is wrong with you? How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control? She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?She speaks posh. -So? Just because some of us don't speak chav. She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun. She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't. Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener. She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies. Imperfection is beautiful.
    credit to whoever.<3

  3. keep_on_dancing97 keep_on_dancing97
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    Im done trying. If you want me in your life let me know, if not, Bye.

  4. mizztrisky mizztrisky
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Benefits of laughing
    ❤ Reduces heart desease
    ❤ Natural pain killer
    ❤ Improves breathing
    ❤ Helps you lose weight
    ❤ Gives you good sleep
    ❤ Decrease stress
    ❤ Makes you look young
    ❤ Boosts relationships
    :D
    There's NO reason not
    no laugh!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. XxErinElizabethxX XxErinElizabethxX
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    Girl: I love you. - Boy: Yeah I know everyone does! ... ... ... ... ... -Girl: Really? - Boy: Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday. - Girl: Oh...but am I only your friend? - Boy: No...you're my girlfriend...why? - Girl: So when I say I love you I really do mean it. - Boy: Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday. - Girl: ...... - Boy: So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary? - Girl: Yeah...where? - Boy: I dont know...maybe movie then dinner? -Girl: Ok. - Boy: Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok? - Girl: Ok. What time do you get off? - Boy: In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues... -Girl: hey...I thought you didnt have work today... - Boy: One of my co-workers called in sick. - Girl: Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then? - Boy: Yeah! and babe? - Girl: Yeah? - Boy: I love you. - Girl: I love you too! - Boy: Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go. - Girl: Ok bye. - Boy: Bye. **************************** 2 hours later... The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell. - Girl: Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend) - Boy: Wassup...you ready? - Girl: Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok? - Boy: Ok. They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car... - Boy: Wait! Can I blind fold you? - Girl: Why??! - Boy: Its a suprise. - Girl: What kind of suprise? - Boy: A big one. - Girl: Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving. - Boy: I promise. - Girl: Ok blind fold me... So they drove off...........and then they stoped. - Boy: Ok we're here! -Girl: Where? - Boy: Wait let me walk you to the place! - Girl: What place? - Boy: Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips) - Girl: Baby!... The boy walks her to the place. - Boy: Ok...let me take the blind fold off. - Girl: Where are we? He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend.... - Girl: Omg...(tears come down) - Boy: Why are you crying? - Girl: This is where you first asked me out... - Boy: What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks) - Girl: (tears come down faster) - Boy: I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing! - Girl: Get up! - Boy: Yeah? - Girl: (kisses him) - Boy: Is that a yes or a no? - Girl: Yes. If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life! BUT! If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you want it to! You have 3 mintues to repost this

  7. XxErinElizabethxX XxErinElizabethxX
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    So... what if life is just a dream.
    & when we die it becomes reality?!?

  8. KEP KEP
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    why dont refrigerators have a milk a milk dispenser next ro the water in th door?
    You could just hold your cereal bowl under it and push the button :D

  9. Sam_Ruder59 Sam_Ruder59
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    That feel like a boss moment
    when you flip your textbook to the right page on the first try


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. ILubYoox3 ILubYoox3
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    Follow?
    I follow back. (:

  12. sasambear6 sasambear6
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    I wish I could delete people out of my memory, like I can delete them off of my friends list.

  13. sweethardt19 sweethardt19
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    FAVE THIS IF YOU DO THIS TOO.!
    Wake up extremely early on Christmas morning and want to go look at the present explosion that awaits for you under the tree, and your family is like go back to sleep and wait fro your siblings to wake up, Because well they dont really care. and you cant falll asleep.!

  14. keenie1 keenie1
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:56pm UTC
    who loves chrismas ?
    if you do fave this ♥

:)

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