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  1. XxJessxisxherexX XxJessxisxherexX
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC
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  2. softball42796 softball42796
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC
    Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    -Brooke Sheilds
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
    - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
    No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

  3. WittyStuffB WittyStuffB
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  4. ChEeRWhOrE ChEeRWhOrE
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    December 2, 2008 11:57pm UTC
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  5. xXxRandomxXx xXxRandomxXx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC
    A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

  6. onemorechance53 onemorechance53
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    I’ve gotta say;
    I’ve done some pretty fun, life-thrilling things
    In my fourteen years. I’ve had tons of great
    Times. But sitting on your lap in my basement
    With your lips pressed against mine and your
    A r m s a r o u n d m e t i g h t x - - - - - >>
    >> Is going (((straight))) to the top of the list

  7. XmhmmLizzyxx XmhmmLizzyxx
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2008 1:34am UTC
    No z allowed!
    there are cooler ways to die
    1/2 mine
    1/2 bballsocrbabe225

  8. LucyChanDesu LucyChanDesu
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    July 15, 2009 10:53am UTC
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  9. nqflx3 nqflx3
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 4:28pm UTC
    you never know
    how much you love something,until
    you dont have it anymore
    probably famous quotee? * formatting to ballinnxxo (: my sisterr!

  10. XoCheerCutie XoCheerCutie
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    July 14, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    i am no where near perfect
    i eat when i am bored .
    i fall for boys easily .
    i am vunerable to believing lies .
    i'm hoping one day i won't need a fake smile .
    i live by quotes that explain exactly what i'm going through .
    i make up excuses for everything .
    i have best friends and enemies .
    i have drama and memories
    [ but thats life ]
    live it, love it, learn from it
    i've seen it on here a million times so
    i'm not jockig it . i just have to say, i
    love the colors <3 . comment and fav?
    thnxx (:

  11. DanceeXoLoveeX3 DanceeXoLoveeX3
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    July 14, 2009 1:33pm UTC
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  12. krystalskulls krystalskulls
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 5:29pm UTC
    ( *)><(* )
    ___(___)___(___)___
    kissing ducks!!! X)
    original!!!

  13. _unidentified_fades _unidentified_fades
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 2:08am UTC
    Fading from red to purple to a dark, deep blue
    ( _unidentified_fades )


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. PiNKLOVE PiNKLOVE
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2009 2:16am UTC
    yeah, they talk about her.
    and she smiles like she's so tough.
    She says, "Hey, could you talk a little louder?
    __ I don't think my heart's broken enough.." __

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