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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you and your friend have the same crush.

  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    "What's the best freebie you've been given?"
    Louis: "Four best friends."
    Zayn: "Awh, Louis!"
    Harry: "Get me a bucket."
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  3. ReganAlexis ReganAlexis
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Fave if you shower. Let's see who's dirty.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    everything magically appears,
    when your mom looks for it...
    MOM, I LOST ONE DIRECTION

    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

  5. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    The girl on fire & the boy with bread
    = toast

  6. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    "If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really
    Deserves a slap, with a baseball bat."
    -Louis Tomlinson
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  7. FutureMrsBrunoMars FutureMrsBrunoMars
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Louis: Liam is the smart one. Harry is the flirt. Zayn is vain. Niall is the funny one.
    Harry: And Louis the leader...... because it was the only one left.

  8. CheyenneRinaldiStories CheyenneRinaldiStories
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    ATTENTION WITTY!
    So I was wondering...
    Would anyone read a One Direction Story? Like a Bieber story, but with one direction?
    I really wanna do one so can you fav this quote if you would, please?
    And if you have any ideas for names comment
    Thanks!! :D

  9. SimpleLifeOfMe SimpleLifeOfMe
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 7:57am UTC
    One Direction Facts♥
    One Direction have code words for when they meet fans, so they can talk about them without them knowing.

  10. melb102 melb102
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    SHOT ME OUT OF THE SKY
    YOU'RE MY KRYPTONITE

  11. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Family: "You're so pretty! I bet all of the guys are after you!"
    School: "Someone poke it with a stick and see if it bites.."

  12. alissagorgeousx3 alissagorgeousx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)

  13. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Admit it,
    When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. juicy321 juicy321
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Teacher:
    DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS???
    Student:
    Are you asking me out O_O....

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:20am UTC
    How to get newspaper-print nailpolish.
    (this is really easy & I wanted to share).
    you need nailpolish, newspaper, & rubbing alcohol/vodka
    (water also works for this, but not as well.)
    step one:
    paint your nails in a light color like white, pale pink etc.
    wait for it to dry.
    step two:
    dip your nail in the alcohol for 5-10 secs.
    step three:
    press the newspaper onto your nail. hold for 10 secs.
    step four:
    pull the newspaper off - your polish now has writing on it.
    then wait for it to dry & paint a clear top coat over.

  17. greenrobot99 greenrobot99
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    That awkward moment..
    When you are at a family reunion and someone is like "youve grown so much!" and you are like who in the hell are you!?

  18. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    "Hi. I'm Josh Hutcherson"
    BOOM.
    PREGNANT.

  19. morgann8888 morgann8888
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    If Jenna Marbles made a movie ... it would be epic.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

  20. xPoptartStealerx xPoptartStealerx
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 11:21pm UTC
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