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alanamariekreps
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December 17, 2012 10:35am UTC

My 11 year old brother told me a joke the other day:
A blonde went into a store and asked the man "How much is that TV?"
He said "I don't sell to blondes."
She goes and gets a brunette wigg, goes back to the store, and asks the man "How much is that TV?"
He says "I don't sell to blondes."
She goes and gets a red wigg, goes back to the store, and asks the man "How much is that TV?"
He says "I don't sell to blondes."
She asks "How do you know that I'm a blonde?!"
He simply replys "Cause that's a microwave..."

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lostinthemusic
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 10:41am UTC

having too PEE...
while your teacher is in the middle of talking..
& being to scared to ask in front of the whole class....O.O

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keira2000
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 10:42am UTC

The greatest pleasure in life is doing things people say you cannot do

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 3, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Three years ago, our boys tried out for X Factor.
Today, they're performing at Madison Square Garden.
Comment with your favorite memory of them so far.
#1DThrowback

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envious*
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 8:06pm UTC

We all have that one bestfriend
you just can't tell your secrets to.

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envious*
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 11:02pm UTC

I just hate it when
I see someone wearing the same
clothes I'm wearing.
Makes me feel like I'm in a competition
of "Who Wore It Best."

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 5, 2012 2:58pm UTC

A fan asked Niall for a picture and he said
That he couldn't because he had to finish eating
Before going back to work.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 3:48pm UTC

Harry: "I take really long showers."
Niall: "He just stands there with his head down.."
*SILENCE*
Niall: "Wait! I don't know that!"

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 7, 2012 9:57am UTC

A police officer pulled over Louis' car
And then realized who he was so
He asked for a picture.

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 9, 2012 4:53pm UTC

"You know you're in love when you think about
Someone else more often than
You think about yourself."
-Zayn Malik

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC

My prayers go out to all of the families of the victims
Who were shot in Connecticut.
♥

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OneDirectionQuotes
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December 17, 2012 10:14am UTC

Interviewer: "Do you ever look in the mirror and go
'Who's that person behind me with an ax'?"
Harry: "Yes...it's Liam."

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Fjazz
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October 12, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Even the prettiest diamonds start out as coal.♥

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Spuddy1o1
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October 12, 2012 5:37pm UTC

my dog loved my singing so much
she just HAD to join in
©I_Dont_Know
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WITTYMAN
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 5:37pm UTC

You Better Lose Yourself in the Music, the Moment, You Own it, You Better Never Let it Go, Don't Miss You'r Chance to Blow, This Opportunity Comes Once in a Lifetime

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legit7
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October 7, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I don't know the key to success,
but I could tell you the key to failure
is trying to please everyone.
- Ed Sheeran

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OreoLover
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October 7, 2012 6:48pm UTC

NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE ,
There's always that one girl in your class that's obsessed
with horses.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 7, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Lol So True: #137
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a music video.
lolsotrue.com

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xstories_
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 2:23pm UTC

People always ask,
" do you still like him?"
Honestly, I don't really know.
But, I do know there's just
something about him
I can't let go.
nmq/nmf !

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