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Hold_Me_Closer
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June 10, 2012 1:28am UTC

Imagine:
Running into your teacher on omegle video chat.
nmf

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ALB*
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 11:06am UTC

Light up your face with gladness,
hide every trace of sadness.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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3toriibearr3
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I'm quiet;
because no one listens to me when I speak.

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_CoolStoryBro_
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:12am UTC

my parent's logic:
-eating food-
parents: Y U SO FAT?
-tries to eat less-
parents: Y U STARVE YOURSELF?
-goes out-
parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH?!
-stays home all day-
parents: Y U SO LAZY?!
-dresses nice-
parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, DO U HAVE A DATE?!
-dresses comfortable-
parents: Y U LOOK LIKE HOBO?!
- tumblr.

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SociallyAwkwardPenguin
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Don't you dare tell me who to be.

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Anyone wanna make a Witty family with me??
Just talk to me on my profile later for more info :D
P.S. I'M THE MOM!!! XD

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Happycristy11
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Some people were dropped as a baby. Clearly, you were thrown at a wall. XD

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ReganAlexis
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May 12, 2012 9:20am UTC

I post a quote about my dead cat and get 84 faves. Someone posts a status about their hair and get 1,000 :/

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OhShrooms
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 10:59am UTC

My bestfriend almost died last night.
She was high with a bunch of her friends and driving on back roads. A car that was driving way too fast ran into the back of their car and drove them off the road into a ditch.
My friend is blaming this all on the other car, but she doesn't realize that smoking marijuana slows down your mentallity. I've tried telling her this, but she always disagrees.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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craziiwafflez
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May 12, 2012 9:39am UTC

* bell rings *
Teacher : slow down kids , theres still 2 minutes of class !
___ ___ ____
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auubree
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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BeccaBunneh
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May 9, 2012 11:21pm UTC

Louis: So, after that slight controversy.
Harry: What controversy?
Louis:EXACTLY!
♥

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SociallyAwkwardPenguin
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 12:30am UTC

She's falling apart,
Her // heart // is // broken.
She says, "I'm fine,"
Her words softly spoken.
For a second she believes herself,
Her lie was so deceiving,
But then she remembers
That her heart is barely beating.

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kellyyy9398
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC

format-whydoihatemyself
I smile and act like nothings wrong. It's
called putting stuff aside and
being strong.

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RileyLuvsYou
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
People who Use this format
allcredittocaptivated
People who havint used this format

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 6:39pm UTC

what if he
really is
"the one"?
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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SarahLynex33
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 11:35pm UTC

I want a Fun Relationship where i can call you ugly & you can call me a loser cause saying "baby" all the time gets boring. & i will push your buttons to get you mad because its cute. i'll punch you and you'll pick me up and throw me on the bed. We can play video games together and if you win I'll strip and if I win then you strip. you'll call me beautifull all the time and say i love you randomly. I'll make ugly faces with you cause its fun and the best part about our relationship is that we wont care what anyone thinks .. Its just gonna be Me & You thats all.

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SarahLynex33
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 11:22pm UTC

Shes prettier than you is in a relationship with The guy your in love with
♥ Today at 11:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
I think my heart just broke

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