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  1. crazycookie98 crazycookie98
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:14pm UTC
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    OK! WHO ATE MY
    CHOCOLATE!!

  2. YouKillMeInAGoodWay YouKillMeInAGoodWay
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    (I was at the store today and a little boy came up too me)
    Him; Can you help me find my mommy?
    Me; Sure I can. What does she look like?
    Him; She's tall and has black hair.
    (Walk around for ten mintues then we found his mother)
    His mom; Thank you for finding him. -She says smiling-
    Me; It's no problem, have a great rest of the day. -start to walk away and I hear him talk to his mom-
    (Boy to his mom)
    His mom; Why did you run off like that?
    Him; She caught my eye.
    Then I walk off smiling, this HONESTLY happened and made my life.<3

  3. Thoughtfulquotez Thoughtfulquotez
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Things to imagine...
    If we all went to the same school.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Pesadilla Pesadilla
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:35am UTC
    All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
    LOVE WASN'T BUILT FOR SPEED.

  5. Screaming Screaming
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    "Somebody's cranky."
    "Somebody needs to shut up."

  6. CalmDownCurly CalmDownCurly
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:34am UTC
    What Makes You Trip-able
    *A song about my clumsy-ness
    You're insecure, I know what for
    You're turning heads when you slam your face on the flo-o-or
    I'm cracking up
    My face lit up
    Being the way that you are ain't eno-o-ough
    Everyone else in the room just saw that
    Your reputation is screw-ewed
    Chorus:
    Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
    The way that you trip on air gets me overwhelmed
    But when you fall to the ground, it ain't hard to tell
    You don't know (oh, oh)
    You don't know you're trip-able
    If only you saw what I can see,
    You'd understand why I laugh
    so tremendously
    Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
    You don't know (oh, oh)
    You're such a clutz, and it ain't bull
    So co-come on
    You got it wrong
    To stay up-right, you better hold aw-aw-on
    I know wha-why, you're being shy
    And fall backwards with your feet towards the sky-i-i
    Everyone else in the room just saw that
    Your reputation is screw-ewed
    *Chorus
    Baby, you light up my world like nobody else,
    The way that you trip on air gets me overwhelmed
    But when you fall to the ground, it ain't hard to tell
    You don't know (oh, oh)
    You don't know you're trip-able

  7. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:07am UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    I want to do everything I love.
    (especially you)

  9. andrewgarfieldlover andrewgarfieldlover
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    YOU'RE JUST LIKE MONDAY
    NOBODY LIKES YOU

  10. SeeYouL8rBrownieH8r SeeYouL8rBrownieH8r
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    What a beautiful mess this is
    It's like picking up trash in dresses
    I love this song c:
    Beautiful Mess - Jason Mraz

  11. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    I only have eyes for you...
    ♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    cookiedoughformats

  12. Voltaire * Voltaire *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Me: I'm going outside
    Mom: Really? Are you sure about that? What if you meet people?
    Me: I can be social if I want to
    Mom: No, you can't. You spend your time sobbing grossly over fictional characters
    Me: ...
    Mom: ...
    Me: ...
    Mom: Oh, wait. You think they're real. Yeah, just stay inside, honey.
    The sad thing is; this actually happened. Thanks, Mom

  13. mymindsingsx mymindsingsx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    You only live once,
    so think twice.
    -Drake
    nmf

  14. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    your secret is safe with me.
    .. and my bestfriend.

  15. neverlandfugitive neverlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    I just want to be
    p e r f e c t .
    neverlandfugitive™


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    You won't let your boyfriend talk to other girls,
    yet you hang out with other boys.. seems legit.

  18. maaddiissoonn maaddiissoonn
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Wiz Khalifa: so what we get drunk.
    Me: never gotten drunk.
    Wiz Khalifa: so what we smoke weeeed.
    Me: never smoked weed..
    Wiz Khalifa: we’re just having funnnn.
    Me: lol whats this fun you speak of?

  19. Niidee Niidee
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    We have ALL waited behind a
    door to scare someone then
    leaving because they're taking too
    long to come out.

  20. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:59am UTC
    I love how on our profiles it says
    "Last seen"
    As if we're wanted criminals or something.♥

:)

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