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MaddieDeaa
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December 4, 2011 8:32am UTC

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I Shoot for the moon!
,But I'm too busy gazing the stars.

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XxprettixX
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November 4, 2011 12:34am UTC

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Boys Are Like
♥♥PURSES♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥ Cute, full of Crap, and can always be Replaced ♥♥♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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StrawberryySwing
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 7:18am UTC

excuse me,
there's a face on your make up.

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soccer_star1076
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October 31, 2011 7:30am UTC

SpongeBob Quote
#8
SpongeBob: You know what's funnier than 24?...25!

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sammie1288
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 7:31am UTC

i look ugly, do i?
well good.
i was aiming to look like
you today.

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marissarlly13
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 7:53am UTC

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian,
anymore than,
standing in a garage makes you a car.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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caymania
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 8:39am UTC

Some say the glass is half full,
others say its half empty.
I say "Are you gonna drink that?!"

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Bananaaah
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 9:06am UTC

Anybody Else Remember
The One And Only
Crazy Frog?
[♥]
Format by Sandrasaurus

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CrazyDervz
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 9:47am UTC

I will not come late to class. I will not come late to class.
I will not come late to class. I will not come late to class.
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I will not come late to class. I will not come late to class.
I will not come late to class. I will not come late to class.
<3 fave if you get it
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UnLogicalLogic
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October 30, 2011 9:22pm UTC

Definitions:
Disappointment (noun) - When you find yourself in Monsters Inc. instead of Narnia.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 30, 2011 9:29pm UTC

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Glue (noun) - A substance used for coating hands, then peeling off, repeatedly.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 30, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Definitions:
Impossible (adjective) - Fitting the last corner of the sheet onto a mattress.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 30, 2011 9:41pm UTC

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Best friend (noun) - What you call a person when you can rummage through their fridge unattended and not feel awkward.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 31, 2011 8:46am UTC

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Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

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UnLogicalLogic
posted a quote
October 31, 2011 8:48am UTC

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No offense (phrase) - A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 31, 2011 8:50am UTC

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Awkward (adjective) - When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 31, 2011 8:52am UTC

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Sarcasm (noun) - The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 31, 2011 9:08am UTC

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Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

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UnLogicalLogic
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October 31, 2011 9:09am UTC

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Zombies (noun) - The only men that will love you for your brains.

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