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grownsimba
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 1:23pm UTC

All I ever hear is…
be a good girl
just behave
don’t be scared
always brave
sit up straight
stand up tall
never falter
never fall
stay in school
make the grade
never fail
never fade
be a hero
be a star
be everything
but what you are.

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
in a sick way, i want to thank you ----- FOR HOLDING MY HEAD UP LATE AT NIGHT. while i was busy waging wars on myself,you were trying to stop the fight.

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 7:43am UTC

wen u tlk lyk dis:
i want to slap you in the face.
with a Dictionary.
Credit to: IEatPieAllDayAndNight

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AlliieGiirl
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 11:25pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.
f o r m a t b y M a r i s s a 1 2 3

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 9:43am UTC

Distance sucks
The couch is so far from the kitchen.

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 30, 2011 9:05am UTC

Society taught me
to hate myself.

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darienbrooke
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 11:01pm UTC

Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life span.
I am immortal ♥

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princessx652
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 7:47pm UTC

That Weird Moment
When Your Stomach Decides To Make A Dying Whale Noise During A Silent Class

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 10:15pm UTC

i'm not bitter anymore,
because i know that what we had was real.
-the notebook.

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:00pm UTC

You can't see I'm hurting,
you're too blind to notice my pain, it feels
like everyone's sitting in sunshine, while
i'm drowning in the rain ...

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cHeeRiNg4LIFE
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:33pm UTC

THAT GUT WRENCHING FEELING
WHEN YOUR ABOUT
TO CRY
your eyes start to get glossy and puffy
your lips starts to curl
your nose starts to get alittle stuffy
and your heart
STARTS TO ACHE

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Haters gonna hate.
potatoes gonna potate.
Waiters gonna wait.
Aligators gonna aligate.

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meggieb131
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 1:15am UTC

❤cute things guys do #10
play with your fingers.
....
.

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cuttttiepie43
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:59am UTC

love is like playing the piano,
first you have to learn to play by the rules.
then you have to forget the rules,
and play from your heart
♥

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 8:23am UTC

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anonymouslover

posted a quote
September 11, 2011 12:30am UTC

SO THERE'S THIS BOY.
and the way he laughs
makes me smile.
and the way he talks
gives me butterflies.
and just everything about him
makes me happy.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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onE_wisH
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 12:21am UTC

Who invented kissing?
like when the first person went in to kiss someone
it was probably so awkward.
"Why are you attacking my lips!? W!"
"Just trust me."
♥

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FreakyiiZ
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:45am UTC

( . , ) - ( _--- D_ )====J
^planking♥

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keegster
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 10:41pm UTC

And that's what high school does.
I t ( [ c h a n g e s ] ) p e o p l e i n t o t h e p e r s o n t h e y s a i d
THEY'D NEVER BE.

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