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allysinlove
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 2:18pm UTC
me: i actually feel happy right now.
face: heres some acne.
school: heres some work.
friends: heres a knife in the back.
parents: heres some added pressure.
crush: heres my new girlfriend.
me: ok.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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July 8, 2012 10:18am UTC
"I hate to see a guy who insults a girl
or is bad with her, immediately
i think she'd be better of with me."
- Niall Horan ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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AlNicholas
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March 17, 2012 10:02pm UTC
if a quiz is "quizicle"
then what is a test?
:p

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chimneythewerebear
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March 17, 2012 6:51pm UTC
'...And none for Gretchen Weiner. Bye.'

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 6:59pm UTC
So tired of
pretending to be happy.

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chimneythewerebear
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January 19, 2012 12:01pm UTC
SOPA & PIPA, you're like Monday. Nobody likes you.
chimneythewerebear.

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AlNicholas
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January 18, 2012 6:43pm UTC
wish i was a cat or something, they don't have to worry about exams, they just sit around all day in the sun cleaning themselves

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AlNicholas
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January 18, 2012 6:58pm UTC
where have you been all my life?
running.
nmf/alnicholas

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chimneythewerebear
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January 9, 2012 5:28pm UTC
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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 9, 2011 8:34pm UTC
Spread love not legs!

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 3:47pm UTC
Need a laugh?
go look at BrandonCyrus'
quote comments!
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/brandoncyrus/quotecommentsbyuser

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:57pm UTC
and I worry that
if I didn't start our conversations
we wouldn't talk at all

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AlNicholas
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December 12, 2011 6:03pm UTC
please don't leave me

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 8:03pm UTC
i really want some lucky charms cereal.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC
ask me anything
I will answer 100% honestly
http://tenthsolution.tumblr.com/ask
^^^^
AlNicholas

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
SINGLE BELLS
SINGLE BELLS
SINGLE ALL THE WAY

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 11:58am UTC
those attractive faces you pull when you're about to sneeze
AlNicholas

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:13pm UTC
looks like it's going to be another christmas alone

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 1:19pm UTC
"We're getting married,
they just don't know it yet"

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