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LivinSoDivine
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:45pm UTC

"What doesn't kill you makes you smaller."
~ Mario

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Keep this in mind
One day,there's going to be a guy
Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
and on top of the world
One day , you won't feel insecure.
Your day is coming,
I promise.

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xoloreleixo
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Fave this quote and I will
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what boy name sounds
good with yours <3
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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Shout out to my parents
For never supervising
What I do on the internet

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 5:16pm UTC

annoying things to do on an elevator;
1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral
3) MEOW occasionally
4) stare at another passenger for awhile. Then announce in horror: "You're one of them." -and back away slowly.
5) say "DING" at each floor
6) make explosion noises when someone presses a button
7) draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to a person "This is my personal space"
8) when there's only one other person on the elavator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
9) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
10) call out a "Group hug" then enforce it.

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 2:11pm UTC

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That instant feeling of
Panic
when your Mum
calls your name...
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mayday
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:44pm UTC

HERE'S TO
THE KIDS WHO
MEMORIZE
LYRICS FASTER
THAN VOCABULARY
TERMS.

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alexxrubin
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

JUST DOING A SURVEY
Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet

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LivinSoDivine
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 2:30pm UTC

I'm not one of those Witty guys that says "I don't care about looks, personality is all that matters♥" I mean, obviously a nice personality is the main thing, but would you want to been seen in public with someone who doesn't shower, has bad breath and clothes that look really bad on them? No, I didn't think so. I'd want to date a girl that has a nice personality, but also makes herself look neat and presentable. And no, that doesn't mean rolling around in Doritos, wearing pounds of makeup, shorts that are as small as underwear, and tiny tops that show off your t!ts.

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udontknowme12
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I want a guy who would hold my hand at the mall to make all the girls jealous
I want someone who would write me songs and sing them to me
Someone who is more goofy than romantic
A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when i'm acting dumb
Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at our xbox games but let me win
A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh
He'd play with my hair & surprise me with 25 cent rings. Someone who i could share lollipops with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars.
We'd buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other. Someone who would have a water gun fight at his house.
But mostly... one who would be my best friend & would never break my heart. He would just always make me smile...
------------♥------------
not my format

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whereveryouwillgo
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Find a guy
who messes up your lipstick, not your mascara

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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udontknowme12
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 2:59pm UTC

I thought he was different guess i was wrong ♥

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ConverseLover
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:11pm UTC

I hate when people see me
at the grocery store and are like "Hey what are you doing here?!"
"Oh you know, hunting elephants..."

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foreverme1331
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April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
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luchaswaggg
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:20pm UTC

Here's to the girls That are strong
the ones who actually listen to l y r i c s ,
when they hear the song.
we'll take the heart breaks,
the hormones, the tears
the anger, the pain
& the make-up s m e a r s.
we'll [[fake those smiles]]
& we always try to get good grades.
though some-how we always feel like we're playing charades
no-one shall notice that we may ache inside
we always try to be strong but some-times it just passes us by.
heres to us, the girls who are strong,
Here's to us, the real girls.

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justmmia
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:02pm UTC

Girl language
five minutes - half an hour
nothing - something
im just tired - im upset, hug me
whatever - go die
dont touch me - dont let go
i hate you - please come back
im fine - i need a hug
go away - hold me tight
i ignore you - give me your attention

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smilexlaughxlove
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 1:41pm UTC

This is what happened to me as I tried to fall asleep:
Me: this is comfortable.
Me: Damnit, gotta turn the light off.
Me: I'll put One Direction on under my pillow so their voices can soothe me to sleep.
Me: am I the only one awake?
Me: Ugh! I gotta pee!
*Gets up to pee*
in bathroom:
Me: Should I flush the toilet?
Me: I can just flush it in the morning and no one will know.
Me: Yeah, but what if my cat comes and drinks from the toilet!?!?!
Me: Better flush.
*Sprints to bed*
Me: Is anyone else awake?
Me: What are One Direction doing right now.
Me: I wanna stay up all night!
Me: Would Peeta marry me?
Me: Screw Gale, I don't like you.
Me: Peeta I love you!
Me: What colour should I paint my nails tomorrow?
Me: Is (insert sister's name) still awake.
*Get's up to check*
Me: nope, I'm the only one still awake.
Me: Maybe I can go downstairs and get nutella.
Me: WHAT IF A CRAZY PERSON IS DOWNSTAIRS???
Me: better sleep so he thinks im dead.
Me: (insert curse word) I think I gotta pee again.
Me: I shall not pee.
Me: I shall not pee.
Me: I shall not urinate.
Me: hehe, now I'm Sheldon Cooper.
Me: I SAID I SHALL NOT PEE!!!!!!!!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *gets up to pee*

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brianamae
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April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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