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  1. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    I got 99 cookies,
    cause this b/tch ate one.
    nmf,

  2. GRANDer GRANDer
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Here's to the girls,
    who love Victoria Secret's love pink,
    but can't buy anything from there.

  3. xomayox xomayox
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Everytime I hear a One Direction song, I have the sudden urge to go hunt them down and hug them, until I die. Oh wait, I have that feeling all the time.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    The words,
    "Haters", and "swag"are over used my people who have neither.

  6. EmmiSofi4 EmmiSofi4
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Girl
    Girl: Hi :)
    Boy: *Walks away like nothing happened.
    Girl: Bye :(

  7. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    She is a girl,
    not a puppy.
    You are her boyfriend,
    not her owner.
    tumblr

  8. mcnuggets* mcnuggets*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    One day, a black man walked into a resturaunt. "No colored people allowed," someone said. "When I'm sad, I'm black, when I'm happy, I'm black, when I'm sick, I'm black, when I'm excited, I'm black, when I'm mad, I'm black, and when I die, I'm black. When you're sad, you're blue, when you're happy, you're pink, when you're sick, you're green, when you're excited, you're orange, when you're mad, you're red, and when you die you are purple. And you're calling me colored?"

  9. _brotips _brotips
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    brotips #862
    it's never a good thing when
    "i love you" becomes your
    catchphrase.
    brotips.com

  10. awesomechicka1023 awesomechicka1023
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    WE FOUND DOVE IN A SOAPLESS PLACE!

  11. EmmiSofi4 EmmiSofi4
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot"
    Me: "What side are you referring to?"

  12. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Mom: What are you doing tody?.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: *blinks at her*
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: Okay..

  13. imaginationgirl imaginationgirl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Just Because It's Getting Hot In Here,
    Does Not Give You Any Right To Take Off All Your Clothes
    Unless You're Attractive...

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