One day, a black man walked into a resturaunt. "No colored people allowed," someone said. "When I'm sad, I'm black, when I'm happy, I'm black, when I'm sick, I'm black, when I'm excited, I'm black, when I'm mad, I'm black, and when I die, I'm black. When you're sad, you're blue, when you're happy, you're pink, when you're sick, you're green, when you're excited, you're orange, when you're mad, you're red, and when you die you are purple. And you're calling me colored?"