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  1. WorryLess WorryLess
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Could you imagine no WITTY?
    WE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO.
    Today, i was facebook, scrolling through my newsfeed. i stumbled apon a post from wittyprofiles. it read, "Witty has too much swearing on it" . if we don't stop swearing witty might have to shut down. wittyprofiles is part of google's advertisment program, those ads pay for the server witty runs on. if we keep swearing WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THIS PROGRAM AND WITTY WILL BE SHUT DOWN.
    PLEASE GIRLS AND GUYS OF WITTY STOP WITH THE SWEARING. WE HAVE 3 DAYS TO MAKE A CHANGE.

  2. ★♡flying high♥☆* ★♡flying high♥☆*
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 1:30pm UTC
    I hate how
    all of you ask for your accounts to be deleted when Steve went through so much work to make witty as it is.
    How do you think he feels to be told you don't need your account anymore?
    He spends a lot of time trying to help witty. What would you be doing right now if it weren't for witty?
    I just don't think people thank Steve enough like come on some of you don't even know who Steve is.
    You should all be delighted that he doesn't just drop the whole thing and forgets about us.

  3. kaykup5 kaykup5
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:07pm UTC
    Fav if you ever watched these shows:
    * the amanda show
    *drake&josh
    *Ned's Declasified School Survial Guide
    *Rugrats
    *Catdog
    *The fairly odd parents
    *spongebob!
    *the 90's kids know what shows these are ;D
    -kaykup5

  4. SomebodiesMe SomebodiesMe
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    50 faves and I won't wear make up for a month!♥
    nmf

  5. _Rainbow_XD_ _Rainbow_XD_
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    Remember this Christmas when your eating your dinner, smiling and laughing, that in another house there's an empty chair where a hero should be sitting. They gave up their lives so you could sit with your family, so light a candle for the heroes who did not make it back and for those who are still serving out in Afghanistan.


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  7. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    I could tell you,
    that his favorite colors are red and green in honor of Christmas, that he likes to watch hockey, he loves Canada, he was a math and reading tutor from eighth to tenth grade, he's had his license for nearly 2 months, he likes classic rock music like Elton John and Guns N' Roses, he plays the trumpet, his friends think of him as a smartass and he gets slapped a lot, his siblings are very close, his dog is the size of a small horse but full of love and his best friend, he lives in a house the size of a mansion, he wants to major in chem engineering in college, he's around 5'6, his birthday is January 25, he's 16 years old, he likes slides, and so much more.
    But I could also tell you,
    His smiles are fake, the only one that can cheer him up, won't. He's depressed over his ex-girlfriend. They broke up on November 20th. He's extremely wise for someone his age, and he's been through too much.
    He probably thinks what he tells me wont matter much to me at all, but how couldn't it,
    when he's on my mind all day? ♥

  8. xoxoyouandme10 xoxoyouandme10
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:35pm UTC
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  9. LilzaxX LilzaxX happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    What does IDK mean?
    I dont know,
    oh my god nobody knows!

  10. PrincessMeg PrincessMeg
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Today would have been
    my step-father's 53rd birthday.
    but he died on March 20th, 2011.
    He had cancer. It started in his back and spread
    through his entire body.
    When I realized this morning that it
    was his birthday, I couldn't help crying.
    I miss him so much.
    He died a day before my mother's birthday.
    She's only 47 and she's
    too young to be a widow.
    Witty family, I want to ask something.
    Could you favourite this quote?
    I want to print it off and show my mom
    that she has support, even if it's from
    people she doesn't know.
    Thank you so much. It means a lot to me.
    I love you Michael, and I miss you,
    and I hope you can read this.

  11. E* E*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    WittY Friends
    you are my friends right? can you please fave this qoute not for
    faves for my moms boyfriend to stop smoking.
    MABY IF HE SEES HOW MENY SUPORTERS THERE ARE HE'LL STOP SMOKING? ♥
    Remember this is not for faves this is about suporting my moms boyfriend.
    nmf but my qoute.

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Today,
    I was cleaning my turtles bowl
    so I let him walk around the garden.
    A FEW MINUTES LATER,
    I saw my mom running and screaming.
    My turtle was chasing her.
    format credit; vicctorriaaax

  13. kristinnamariee kristinnamariee
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 3:29pm UTC
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    Today the hottest guy in school walked past my locker and saw me struggling
    to carry my books so he bent down and looked me in the eyes & picked up my books and walked me home.
    BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

    JK , TODAY I DROPPED MY BOOKS IN FRONT OF THE HOTTEST KID IN SCHOOlL AND HE WALKED PAST ME AND LAUGHED.
    •••••••••
    Nmf

  14. gleek_abby gleek_abby
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 5:04am UTC
    Fave and i will comment on your profile ,
    And maybe Follow you
    ❤ ♡ ❤

  15. lulupinky100 lulupinky100
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 4:48am UTC
    Well open up your mind and see like me
    Open up your plans and damn you're free
    Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
    Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
    We're just one big family
    And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love love
    So I won't hesitate no more, no more
    It cannot wait I'm sure
    There's no need to complicate
    Our time is short
    This is our fate, I'm yours
    -I'm yours - Jason Mraz
    <3

  16. abbyapathetic abbyapathetic
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:59pm UTC
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  17. katlynnloveshunter1234 katlynnloveshunter1234
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 11:18am UTC
    Does anyone else not wear eye liner?


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  20. cinna cinna
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    Nobody said life was going to be perfect,
    They just said it's going to be
    worth it.
    Every single tear just makes you stronger,
    that fight with your best friend? it won't last forever.
    heartbroken? we've all been there, he's never going to be worth it. believe me.
    school pressure? let loose for a bit, relax, grades aren't everything.
    it's okay to cry& get frustrated, trust me, it's okay.
    that one person you can't stand? they only get to you if you let them so don't.
    he doesn't notice you? give it time, the pieces will fall into place.
    Life will never be perfect, and that's just that.
    Dance in the rain,
    scream your heart out,
    my god girl, don't be afraid to EAT, you're not fat, you're beautiful!
    life doesn't last forever, and one day, we'll look back and smile @ all these beautiful memories.
    one day, everything's FINALLY going to be okay...
    middle school isn't about forever, it's about the here and the now,
    we're all living & loving & laughing,
    treasure each and every day, these days won't last forever,
    because the darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks.
    hold your head high, girl, don't let them haters get you down.
    Never give up.♥

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