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  1. hockeyjones17 hockeyjones17
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Hey, do me a favor?
    Press the ♥ button,
    Then press ctrl W,
    and laugh.
    not my format.

  2. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Me: *reading quote on witty to friend*
    Me: *sees spider and abruptly stops*
    Me: *pointing* OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
    Friend: wha- OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
    Me: *reaches for kleenex*
    Friend: No! Here's a cup, put it in the cup!
    Me: *forces spider into cup* OH MY GOD ITS IN THE CUP.
    Friend: I can't get the window open! Oh wait its open now. GOGOGOGOGOGO.
    Me: *throws entire cup out window*
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: I think we handled that like mature adults.

  3. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Fav this
    and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

  4. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    ive been on witty for 3 years,
    theres one particular thing that stood out to me. ive seen "boys" make wittys and then 3 days later have 400 followers. and when you look at their quotes they say "i follow back" i know people that deserve the followers more. but the thing is i see girls commenting their profiles saying "omgosh your so hot i love your quotes" that right there proves you only care about their looks and not the quotes. They may be real boys or there could be a girl faking as a guy. all im saying is its not about the looks its about their quotes and personalitys.

  5. DavidStacey003 DavidStacey003
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    I don't get girls.
    I'm not a player like the rest.
    You're all beautiful.
    Format by Sandrasauras - follow DavidStacey003 (me.) will follow back!

  6. gr82bfierce gr82bfierce
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
    Witty is,
    Fave if you are 14 or younger
    Comment if you are 15 or older
    nmf

  8. ErinLovesTravis ErinLovesTravis
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 6:59am UTC
    I'm leaving witty.
    I really can't take all this drama anymore. Witty isn't the same place a year ago that I went to to feel better, not just look at drama. I go on witty to get away from drama!
    Oh well... It's not like anybody will notice I'm gone anyways.
    format credit to OneDirection LOL


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. shawn_the_man shawn_the_man
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Hey, it's Shawn
    I think I might be leaving Witty. And no, this is not for attention, so let me tell you why.
    When I first came here, people were so nice. I got tons of faves on quotes, followers, comments, ect. But now, I feel completely ignored all the time. And, a girl told me that people only talked to me and payed attention to me here because I'm a boy. But now, she says, since I have a girlfriend, no one cares and no one wants to talk to me or fave my quotes.
    I thought people here liked me and my quotes because of the content, not just for being a boy. and now, since I'm dating the most wondeful girl in the world, girls think since i'm not "available", they don't need to pay any attention to me.
    And it hurts.
    I don't want to leave Witty, but lately it's just not the same. Not only because of teh 1D quotes, since my sister is obsessed with them and I get force-fed information about them everyday, so I'm used to it. But I feel like it's not fun anymore.
    Please remember you're all beautiful and I love you all :)
    and if you actually read this, thank you so much♥

  11. uglygirlx3 uglygirlx3
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    I'm like insanely bored.
    So, click the ♥ button & I'll
    - comment on your profile with a name that looks good with yours.
    - follow you.
    - truth is.
    - rate.
    I promise I'll do them all(:

  12. Dope_Twins Dope_Twins
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    I dont have friends
    ._____.

  13. flippychips flippychips
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    i hate when people are known for whats on the outside.
    Beauty is more then skin deep.

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    A kid at my school gets bulllied and I am his only friend. What they dont know is that he has been bullied to the point where he tried to kill himself
    APlease Fave This In Honor Of Him

  15. nerdybirdy13 nerdybirdy13
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Do you know what annoys me?
    The new sound witty makes when you click the *fave* button.
    nmq, but i still gotcha anyways.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. soccerxgirlx97 soccerxgirlx97
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
    1.) It's in the shape of a circle not a square.
    2.) It's not a garden
    3.) Who's Madison?

  17. CodyNerd CodyNerd
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    ‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
    Spongebob&Patrick See You

  18. jessandlucasforever jessandlucasforever
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    My Valentine came over and bought me a necklace, a teddy bear, and chocolate.
    When he has to leave he pulled me in for a hug, and when i pulled away,
    he pulled me back, picked me up, and kissed me.
    BEST. VALENTINES. DAY. EVER.

  19. OliviaLee OliviaLee
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    luv u
    i luv u
    ily
    wuv you
    i wuv u
    I love you.
    say it right.
    n m f

  20. xX_ParisLovesYou_xX xX_ParisLovesYou_xX
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    This Is What My 8 Year Old Little Sister Made For Me On Valentines Day.
    http://i40.tinypic.com/b9erua.jpg
    Cute Right? < 3

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