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  1. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realise you've already broken your New Year's resolution...
    FML

  2. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Paranormal Activity is just
    Harry Potter
    getting the most out of his invisibility cloak
    ;P

  3. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    Gonna go do my homework...
    LOLJK
    Witty, here I come...
    ☼Daazz007☼

  4. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    ;
    When I was 4 years old, my family
    went on a Disney cruise.
    I was so excited....but I ended up getting sea sick.
    As I gloomily watched the other kids playing with Mickey, I felt someone tap my shoulder.
    It was Donald Duck.
    He stayed by my side the entire time, making sure I was having fun.
    To this day, he's still my favourite character♥

  5. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    When I was little,,
    "I'm telling on you"
    was the scariest sentence ever
    ☼Daazz007☼

  6. basketball24 basketball24
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    HE'S TOO BLIND TO SEE
    THAT YOU'RE THE ONE FOR HIM.
    format by: h0peful

  7. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    set your ipod on high.
    set the world on low.
    turn up the music.
    and turn down the heartache.

  8. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    mom: "go get your brother."
    me: "CAMERONNNNNNNNNNN!!"
    mom: "i could have done that."
    me: "then why didn't you?"

  9. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:01pm UTC
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  10. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 6:31pm UTC
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  11. anonymouus anonymouus
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
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  12. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
    THE FACT THAT I'M FINALLY HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.
    format; h0peful


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 1:51am UTC
    s t a y i n g u p s o l a t e t h a t e v e r ything is freaking hilarious♥

  15. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:28pm UTC
    Mirror: "Ooh, you look cute today!"
    C amera: "Lol, no."

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:17am UTC
    "i can't eat anymore,i'm so full!"
    "okay... who wants dessert?"
    "iiiiiiii dooooooo!"

  17. hannxoxo hannxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    'Did you know that when someone's in your dream it means that person wants to see you?'
    yeah, i knew taylor lautner wanted to see me.

  18. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    Teacher: You Failed the test.
    Me: You failed to educate.
    NMQ

  19. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    I always wonder what the person
    I'm gonna marry is doing right now
    Just me?

  20. youmakemecrazy youmakemecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    damnntaylerx format:D
    Favorite Finger?
    ❒ Ring Finger
    ❒ Middle Finger
    ❒ Pointer Finger
    ✔ Chicken Finger

:)

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