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  1. Simone Simone
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT WHEN THE SHOW U HATTE THE MOST IS COMIN ON NEXT AND U CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE

  2. Simone Simone
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Trust is like a mirror
    You can fix it if its broken
    But you can still
    See the crack
    In that stupid
    Reflection
    !!!
    FAV IF ITS TRUE

  3. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    FRIEND: those quotes are stupid
    ME: what quotes
    FRIEND: the ones that say this quote does not exist
    ME: thats not a quote thats what happens when u delete a quote
    FRIEND:...o
    dedicated to charlie204501

  4. Urmysecret Urmysecret
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    THAT GIRL/BOY U WERE AFRAID TO ASK OUT KNOWS HOW YOU FEEL TRY AS DRAKE WOULD SAY YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THAT'S THE MOTTO YOLO!!!!!!
    IF YOU THINK WHAT'S THE WORSE THEY COULD SAY... NO

  5. kfizzle329 kfizzle329
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    dont live the rest of your life thinking what could have been

  6. WishAmongTheStars WishAmongTheStars
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    we all have that one teacher,
    who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
    rest of the class

  7. Simone Simone
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    You should walk around in some high heal shoes.
    moment of truth-let it shine

  8. JuicyBxo JuicyBxo
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    If your gunna be original
    Prepare to be copied

  9. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    You better
    take good care of your eyes, because they're
    the only balls you've got...
    -Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    When you realize,
    The word "bed"
    actually looks like a bed...
    Mind = Blown

  11. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 9:42am UTC
    Roses are red,
    violets are blue.
    monkeys like you,
    should be kept in a zoo.
    Dont be angry,
    ill be there too.
    outside of the cage,
    laughing at you:D

  12. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    ACTUALLY HAD FUN TIME DOING THIS!! :)
    TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES-WORTH A TRY
    1st. Get PEN and PAPER
    2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY'RE REAL PEOPLE YOU KNOW
    3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!! Very important for good results.
    4th.
    DON'T READ AHEAD
    otherwise
    YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.
    1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.
    2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
    WRITE DOWN ANY
    2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.
    3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
    WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
    OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER.
    CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT
    4. WRITE ANYONES NAME
    (like FRIEND or FAMILY...)
    next to 4, 5, & 6.
    DON'T CHEAT, YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID
    5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11
    6. Finally, MAKE A WISH
    ARE YOU READY?
    HERE IS THE
    KEY TO THE GAME:
    1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU
    is found in SPACE 2
    2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3
    IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
    3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE
    but your relationship CAN'T WORK
    is in SPACE 7
    4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON
    you put in SPACE 4
    5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN SPACE 5
    IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
    6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6
    IS YOUR LUCKY STAR
    7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE
    PERSON IN NUMBER 3
    8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE
    PERSON IN 7
    9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT
    YOUR MIND
    10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU
    FEEL ABOUT LIFE
    11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR
    LUCKY NUMBER
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    repost this
    WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
    IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!!!

  13. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    don't cheat on this quiz. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom.
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial?
    3. Your month of birth?
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    5. Your favorite number?
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
    Answers
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is:
    A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

  14. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Rihanna on the radio: We found love in a hopeless place.
    Me in the shower: We found dove in a soapless place.
    #Foreveralonebutsmellingfresh
    Editted./nmf

  15. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    ME: *clicks add quote*
    WITTY: Please Sign In
    ME: *type type type*
    WITTY: You silly! You're already signed in
    ME: O_O WOW WITTY!

  16. charlie204501 charlie204501
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    kissing test♥ 1.hold you breath 2.click add a quote 3.copy and past this quote 4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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