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Mentally Retarded*

  1. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 1:02pm UTC
    When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

  2. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    Wit?
    There is no wit.

  3. Restitutor Orbis* Restitutor Orbis*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 11:41pm UTC
    Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
    *Marius whines from the lower floor*
    *Caius rushes down the stairs at the call of his master*
    Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
    Marius Spurnius: For a servant, you’re one who’s prone to wit. I need a place where I can enjoy the wit of others.
    *Caius stares blankly at his young master, and the monitor before him, puzzle becoming him.*
    Caius Tarqinius: Ah!, yes I know just the place, young Marius.
    Marius Spurnius: Well on with it!
    Caius Tarqinius: Try wittyprofiles.com, young Marius.
    *Marius nods, sending Caius away to return to his duties. Minutes pass by before the page loads*
    Marius Spurnius: Caius! I need you!
    *Marius cries again*
    *Caius again rushes to his young master’s side*
    Caius Tarqinius: How can I be of service, young Marius?
    Marius Spurnius: Is this some kind of joke?
    Caius Tarqinius: I’m not sure I understand, young Marius.
    *Marius jabs a finger towards the screen furiously*
    Marius Spurnius: It’s nothing but fifteen year old girls!
    Caius Tarqinius: So it is, yes, so it is.
    Marius Spurnius: Wait…are you saying…?
    *Caius clamps his mouth shut as he begins to eurpt into laughter*
    Marius Spurnius: You are! I am not a fifteen year old girl and you know it!
    -Fin-

  4. Strongeee Strongeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2014 11:30am UTC
    POOP!
    is Brown.
    -Barack Osama

  5. Strongeee Strongeee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 9:23am UTC
    Of all the things that could have happend,
    this is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING.
    -Rarity

  6. Strongeee Strongeee
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:51am UTC
    Guns don't kill people
    I kill people, with guns
    POW! -JonLajoie


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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