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mcorbett105
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November 28, 2012 2:59pm UTC

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Yourbeautiful*
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November 20, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Skinny is beautiful aswell.
By this I don't mean that if you don't feel thin then the only way you can be beautiful is to starve yourself and become ill.
But I mean the girls that are naturally thin.
The girls who can't gain weight.
The girls who get name called just because of how skinny they are.
The girls who eat what they want and are still thin.
The girls who want to feel beautiful aswell.
Well, let me tell you something no matter what shape or size you are or how tall or small..You are beautiful and you're perfect just the way you are. People like this shouldn't be told that their body is disgusting just because people with curves are forever being told that they're better.
Curvy bodys are beautiful but that doesn't mean that naturally skinny bodies cant be aswell.
ZainIsMyName

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melody1717
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October 5, 2012 2:38pm UTC

"If barbie isn't a sllutt , then why doo peeoplee have to buy her boyfriends?"

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LittleBitMisplaced
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October 4, 2012 9:38pm UTC

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dontwanttoforgetyou
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September 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC

I Say Pinch Me.
Chapter Two
I woke up the next morning ready to move, I didn't get much sleep because I was nervous about starting school today. I jumped out of bed, and ran to the shower, making sure my sister didn't get their before me. I took the longest shower possible, until I heard Lexi pounding on the door. "COME ON SIS HURRY UP!"
Lexi was starting her first year of middle school, she was a freshman, making her a year younger then me.
I jumped out of the shower, grabbed a towel, wrapped my hair with it. I grabbed another towel, and wrapped it around my body. I opened the door and ran to my room.
Time to pick out my outfit.
I decided, my dash wash super skinny hollister jeans, with a baby blue, peter pan collared shirt. I slipped on my white toms, and walked over to my mirror. Time for makeup. I put a thin line of liqiud eye liner on my top lid, put on a little mascara, and a peach colored lipstick. Now, to do my hair. I left it natural, my natural hair was lose curls. I put a white bow in my hair to match my toms, and I put on a owl neckalace I got yesterday last minute school shopping.
Perfect.
I grabbed my bag, and went into the kitchen to make breakfast for me and Lexi.
I made eggs, and toast.
I walked into the hallway.
"LEX I MADE BREAKFAST!" I screamed up the stairs.
"Kay, I'll be right down!"
We finished eating, did one last check on are makeup, and brushed at teeth.
We didn't live to far from the school, but it was raining, so I decided to drive us to school. The driving age was 15 year old, so I already had my licence.
We got into my baby blue punch buggy covertable, and drove to the school. Luckily we left early, because the parking lot was almost full.
We parked and got out,
we were walking into the school,
and just my luck,
I walked into the door,
and Fynn was standing right behind me.
Wouldn't that be really embrassing! Haha, so how do you guys like the story so far!? I would love your feed back, so comment what you think, no hate please. If you want to be notified on when I make a new chapter just comment and I will!(:

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Are you a camera?
because whenever i see you, i smile.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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September 17, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Lol So True: #99
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
lolsotrue.com

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Oreos
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September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC

How to survive a Horror Movie.
1.Never be the hero.
2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
4.Always look back.
5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
6.Never go somewhere alone.
7.Get weapons.
8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
play some MW3?'
12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.
17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 13, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Family: "You're so pretty! I bet all the guys are after you!" Guys in school: "Someone poke it with a stick, see if it bites."

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mayadevine
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September 12, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Mom: go do yor homework
me:ok
me: ok music time *turns music on*
Me: ill check witty really fast
Me:*2 hours later* witty witty witty
me: now ill start my home work
:)

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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February 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC

I wonder what its like
to be one of the pretty girls
that every guy wants.

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