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  1. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Once I have my headphones in,
    don't expect me to answer when you're talking to me♥

  2. BASKETballLOVER BASKETballLOVER
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    hey babe you up for tonight?
    i'd rather die then go and see you.
    period?
    yeah..
    i'll be over in 10 with chocolate, movies, blankets and icecream.
    this is why i love you. <3
    nmf.

  3. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    f a v o r i t e t h i s i f
    seventh grade sucked for you.

  4. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    My ex boyfriend's cousin messages me on facebook:
    Him: so what happened with u and eric?
    Me: pff. i don't know.
    Him: so he broke up with u?
    Me: yuup.
    Him: well hes dumb.
    Me: i guess.
    Him: why do you say that?
    Me: i don't know. why do you say he is?
    Him: because you're pretty and he's dumb for breaking up with you.
    Hello confidence boost.

  5. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    why does everyone else look so much happier than me?
    why does everyone else look so much happier than me?
    why does everyone else look so much happier than me?
    why does everyone else look so much happier than me?
    why does everyone else look so much happier than me?

  6. allilulu15 allilulu15
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    "Hey your tall, do you play basketball?"
    "Hey Your short, do you play mini golf?"
    nmf

  7. meganstock meganstock
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    I haven't felt this feeling for a while.

  8. keepmewitty keepmewitty
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Staring at a dead body in a movie
    & seeing if you can catch it breathing/moving.
    nmf

  9. Sonny84 Sonny84
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    *Person runs out of math test room hyperventilating*
    Friend: What happened?
    Me: I couldn't answer the first question!
    What was it?
    Put name here.

  10. sunshinecaroline sunshinecaroline
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:35pm UTC
    ---------------------------------------♥--------------------------------------------
    c r y m e a r i v e r, b u t t h i s t i m e , d o n ' t
    b u i l d a b r i d g e.
    DROWN IN IT INSTEAD.
    ---------------------------------------♥--------------------------------------------
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  11. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    ITS SO COLD OUT
    THAT I SAW TWO GANGSTERS
    -----> With their pants up.

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:23pm UTC
    Crying is easy. It's like breathing.
    The more you hold it in, the more you let it out.

  13. ThinkAboutThat ThinkAboutThat
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    You sayfam[ily]?
    I say [f]a[m]i[l]y.

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    I'm sorry for being
    Clingy. Emotional. Needy. Annoying.
    A waste of space. Stressful. Weird.
    Quiet. Distant. Ugly. Imperfect.
    Strange. Different. Unlovable.
    Useless. Worthless. Lonely.
    Depressed. Boring. Sad.
    Helpless. A lost cause.
    Broken. Defeated.
    me.

  15. pinkpanda pinkpanda
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    The Awkward
    moment...
    when someone says "you two should go out!" and you're like .... I wish

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    my grandma: did you eat dinner yet?
    me: no. my parents don't feed me.

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    In elementary school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Eatin' chocolate"
    In high school:
    "Whatcha doin?"
    "Your mom."
    format credit to; idance.

  19. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Little Does
    everyone know that the girl who's always smiling
    has a secret identity as the girl who falls asleep with
    t e a r s r u n n i n g d o w n h e r f a c e

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    format credit to; idance.
    Dear Eminem,
    not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
    Sincerely, M&M'S.

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