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  1. tessalovesyou97 tessalovesyou97
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:01pm UTC

    seeing a hot guy with his girlfriend and picturing what it would be like if that girl was you.

  2. musicluv150 musicluv150
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Boy: Watch this! *breaks window*
    Girl: WHAT!!!! NOOO!!!!!
    Boy: Don't worry. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!'
    Girl: YOU IDIOT!!! WE HAVE ALLSTATE!!!!!!

  3. imperfectxox imperfectxox
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    I heard your a player...
    So let’s play a game. Let’s sweet talk. Let’s play fight. Let’s talk 24/7.
    Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day.
    Let’s take walks together. Let’s give each other nicknames.
    Let’s hang out with each others’ friends. Let’s go on dates.
    Let’s talk on the phone all night long. Let’s hold each other. Let’s kiss and hug.
    And whoever falls in love first? Loses..♥

  4. 7DaysofQuotes 7DaysofQuotes
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    thats the best revenge of all.
    Happiness.
    Nothing drives people crazier than seeing
    someone have a good fuckingg life.
    ♥♥♥

  5. singer23 singer23
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    My Grandpa just called me and wanted
    to let me know that Justin Bieber got
    a haircut

    not my format :]

  6. youtakemybreathaway youtakemybreathaway
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    it's not the goodbye that hurts,
    but the
    F L A S H B A C K S
    that follow.

  7. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    The Best Thing In Life Is
    finding someone who knows
    all your mistakes&weaknesses & still thinks
    you're completely amazing

  8. caarlyyxx20 caarlyyxx20
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 12:05am UTC
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  9. live_kasey_live live_kasey_live
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    It was like I opened my eyes one day and noticed that the world was full of beautiful girls.
    And I've had a hard time hard time thinking about anything else since then.
    - JustinBieber

  10. TruthAboutReality TruthAboutReality
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    DOES ANY BODY ELSE..?
    Wake up and THANK God that,
    No one else can see your dreams,
    CAUSE I'D BE F*CKED..

  11. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    today i was sad because i don't yet have a date to prom.
    my 10 year old brother came up to me and said,
    "anna, i think you're so pretty. if i was in your grade,
    i would ask you in a heartbeat."

  12. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    credit to whoever
    Today,
    a boy came in class wearing a pink T-shirt. A jock starts making fun of him.
    The jock says, "Why the he11 would you own that shirt?"
    The boy says,
    "I don't, it's your girlfriends."
    :)

  13. sillysteph5656 sillysteph5656
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    >>>fav this if you've been...
    -dumped.
    -heartbroken.
    -neglected.
    -replaced.
    -turned down
    -ignored
    -unloved
    -not missed
    or
    -viciously attacked by a fire-breathing unicorn
    [♥] ]]}]]]]]]]]]]]]]

  14. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    you really can't see it, can you?
    the look in her eyes when she looks at you; it isn't the same way she looks at other guys. ♥

  15. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    When there's a fire
    there are always signs.
    You can smell the smoke.
    Be told over the intercom.
    Have a smoke alarm blaring in your ears.
    There are signs that blast danger.
    AND YOU LISTEN because your life depends on it.
    in life though,
    The signs are not as obvious.
    In most cases, we wont listen to the signs of danger.
    In life, the danger builds up for usually long periods of time.
    We get told its not going to end well but its our choice to listen.
    But theres never a loud noise warning us its a terrible choice.
    And when that ultimate sign comes, its already too late.
    & we dont listen to the others because we'd rather listen to our hearts.
    And now i feel trapped.
    ----------♥----------
    not my format.

  16. imperfectxox imperfectxox
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 6:17pm UTC
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  17. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Just like Cinderella,
    the clock will strike midnight and she'll be gone.
    so boy don't miss your chance, make her your
    princess♥

  18. llamalover482 llamalover482
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 8:01am UTC
    I throw my sandwich
    in the air sometimes, sayin
    Ayooo, I ordered mayooooo
    -LETS BRING IT BACK!

  19. dancegirl4ever32 dancegirl4ever32
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2011 12:07am UTC
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  20. lessthanthreeee lessthanthreeee
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:01pm UTC
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