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  1. RITwins RITwins
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    April 24, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    Today's my Brithday!
    Can i get 14 favs?

  2. booboo4 booboo4
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Retarted Joke #2
    Why didn't the Roster cross the road?
    Cause he was chicken.. ;)

  3. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Friend: My fish died.
    Me: How?
    Friend: It drowned.

  4. hatetheloved hatetheloved
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    you. make. me. sick.
    I had a crush on you. why did you even talk to me? cause you felt bad for me? cause you secretly liked me back? cause you mess with girls' emotions?? thinking about you use to make me blush, have giggle attacks, smile.Thinking about you made me want to be around you and talk forever. What now? Now when i think about you it make me depressed. It makes me wanna cry. .. let me rephrase, it does make me cry. cause wtf happened?? seriously? you ..just. INFURIATE ME. all i can say is.. good bye old friend

  5. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    One Direction Fact # 22
    Louis' favorite body is the mouth because without it he wouldn't have a job!!

  6. LifelessSoul LifelessSoul
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    One Direction Fact # 24
    Louis says the other boys can't wear stripes without his permission!<3

  7. justme02 justme02
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 5:15am UTC
    Summer 2012
    Whats taking you so long?

  8. Marz_Barca Marz_Barca
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    April 23, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    CAN THESE CARROTS GET MORE FAVES THAN JUSTIN BIEBER???
    B*tch please, anything can get more faves than Justin Bieber


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  10. CassieLane CassieLane
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    (One direction meeting my parents)
    Harry: hello Miss ;) *kisses my moms hand
    Paul: Harry did you really just flirt with her mom?!
    Niall: Do you have any food in here?
    Liam: Niall thats rude!
    Zayn: *goes to my bathroom to look at him self
    Louis: CARROTS!
    Paul: louis stop screaming!
    niall: I FOUND THE POTATOS!
    zayn: OH DAMN WHO IS THIS SEXY BEAST?!
    Harry: do you want to go see a movie sometime?
    Paul: Harry shes to old for you!..... NIALL YOU CAN'T JUST COOK THEIR POTATOS!
    louis: *runs around the house and looks out the window.... KEVIN?!
    liam: you guys need to stop this isn't our home
    Louis: * looks at liam.... BARK BARK!
    Paul: I think we need to leave
    Niall: nooooooo my potatos are done!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    ⚓I refuse to sink ⚓

  13. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Me without you is like
    facebook without friends
    YouTube without videos
    Google without results
    a shoe without laces
    a nerd without braces
    asentencewithoutspaces
    a desk without a seat
    socks without feet
    & a heart skipping a beat♥

  14. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    I always feel tough when I eat food off a knife.

  15. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    until you walk in my shoes
    >> don't judge me.

  16. dancehouse dancehouse
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    TRUE STORY<3
    teacher: okay class new seats!
    me: you do know that now that me and maddie arnt sitting together that we will just yell across the room to each other. so im letting you have a choice. its either whispering across the table, or yelling across the room. which is it gonna be.
    when i told my principle the story.... she said....
    ''didnt you get that off of witty?''

  17. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    "Were you crying earlier?"
    No, I was just impersonating a fountain.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run

  20. love4animals love4animals
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    so guess who turns 16 today..
    THIS GIRL(:

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