TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Me: did you eat some cheese? 'Cause you look gouda.
Guy: I'm lactose intolerant.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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December 30, 2012 2:49pm UTC

Interveiwer: if the world ended what would be the last thing you would do?
Niall Horan: fart.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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December 29, 2012 11:35pm UTC

Well, I didn't expect the new Witty to be like this.
I'm not sure if I like it or not.
What do you guys think of it?

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:32pm UTC

The So Raven
Raven: so there was a bear, a rabbit, and a turtle.
Raven: and they were walking through the woods, and the bear was like: yo, let's go get somethin' to eat.
Raven: so the rabbit and the turle were like: yeah, fo sho! We'll goget somethin' to eat cause that's no problem at all, right.
Raven: so they went to the resturant and they asked the waiter: can I get some soup?
Raven: so they were like: what kind of soup do you want?
Raven: and the bear says some turtle soup and the turle's like: wait, man why you gotta have some turtle soup?
Raven: so then they were like: wait, there is a HARE up in my soup.
Crowd: ...

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:08pm UTC

"If I ever have any back up dancers,
I want the penguins from
Madagascar."
-Ed Sheeran.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[] You love to dress up.
[] You love animals.
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Your mom is really strict.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[x] You have/had blonde hair.
TOTAL: 3
Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[] You love to take care of people in need.
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot (girls).
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
TOTAL: 5
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[x] You are very clever.
[x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[x] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
TOTAL: 5
Ariel
[x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[x] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[x] You collect something.
[x]You have/had long, hair.
[x] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
TOTAL:9
Snow White:
[] You know that you’re beautiful.
[x] You like taking care of others.
[x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
TOTAL: 7
Mulan:
[x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[] A lot of your friends are boys.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
TOTAL: 7
Aurora:
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[x] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[] You’re very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
TOTAL: 3
Pocahontas
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[] Someone you know has been in war.
[] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
TOTAL: 3

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:21pm UTC

So I on "Search Quotes" I put in: how do I get a black background? In one of the google ads this is what I got:
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Join the Top Black Dating Network. Search Profiles & Get Started Today
www.blackpeoplemeet.com/
HOW?

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 2:16pm UTC

LIVE LIKE SPONGBOB.
LAUGH OUT LOUD ALL DAY WITHOUT REASON. AND ANNOY THE MEAN PEOPLE WITH YOUR HAPPINESS.
tumblr.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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December 29, 2012 2:03pm UTC

"Just promise you'll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star."
-Eminem

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:53pm UTC

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!
*answers phone*
Haaaaai mommy(:

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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December 28, 2012 11:35pm UTC

"Yesterday a few girls called me ugly and told me to leave One Direction and hunt leprechauns instead. I cried for 4 hours straight. But it's okay."
-Niall Horan

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
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December 28, 2012 11:33pm UTC

"Girls hug all boys except me, and I smile but it hurts. "
-Niall Horan

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December 28, 2012 8:33pm UTC

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 5:20pm UTC

We all have times where we don't feel pretty.
Some have them more than others.
Some have them all the time.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 2:12pm UTC

My tears gone cold I'm wonderin' why
I get out of bed at all
Morning rain clouds up my window,
BUT I CAN'T SEE AT ALL
Even if I could it would all be gray
Put your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad,
IT'S NOT SO BAD.

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December 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC

"Personally, the worst thing a boy can do
to a girl is ignore her while she's loving
him with all her heart."
-Liam Payne

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December 28, 2012 11:29am UTC

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December 27, 2012 11:31am UTC

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 11:49pm UTC

That's So Raven
Cory: *sells everything in the living room so he can buy a new game*
Cory: *counting money with his friend in living room*
Mom: Cory, what is this!?
Cory: WE'VE BEEN ROBBED...BUT THEY LEFT MONEY.

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December 26, 2012 9:45pm UTC

That's So Raven
Chelsea: *gets a job as waitress*
Chelsea: alright, so you want a chicken sandwhich?
Girl: *nods*
Chelsea: guess your not a vegetarian, huh?
Chelsea: alright, so that's one cute, clucky, feathery, formally living chicken sand which.
Chelsea: would you like a side of shame with that?

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