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ColorMyWorld401
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December 19, 2011 3:42pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk!"
"DUDE! You threw a squirrel into the water screaming, "Bikini Bottom needs you Sandy!"
(follow me, i follow back)

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kcunningham11
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 9:01pm UTC

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There she sits, all alone, but know one cares, so she turns off her phone
Her musics on, nice and loud, she can barely think, her minds on a cloud
shes crying, yelling, letting it all out, she cant do this anymore, she lets out a shout
the sharp pain in her skin, she just cant take it all in, but she keeps on going, knowing its a sin
the pain, the shouts, theres blood on the floor she sits there thinking "i cant live anymore"
but she keeps on going, no she cant stop now, she knows she has too, but she doesnt know how
so there she lays, with a knife in her hand, with the music on loud, but no one would ever understand.
Favorite this is you want to help end cutting and teenage deaths. <3
my quote, please dooonott take! but nott my format, that credit goes to whoever!
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kcunningham11
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December 14, 2011 3:31pm UTC

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AlreadyGone
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November 14, 2011 9:03pm UTC

Of course I trust you!
LOL JK
30h!3 warned me not to trust hoes.

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taytayx311
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 7:08pm UTC

If your son's name is Luke,
and you haven't made one Darth Vader
joke a day,you've failed
as a parent.♥

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Katieboo3896
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November 14, 2011 6:59pm UTC

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Honeyblood
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November 14, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Hakuna Matata
It means no worries, for the rest of your days.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MoonliteDreamer78
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:13pm UTC

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Today I saw these two girls giving each other early CHRISTMAS presents...
One of the girls gave the other one a pair of socks that had Santa on it saying "HOHOHO!"
And me thinking i was so cool go, "Look it even has your name on it!".
I just made two new enemies
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briabot16
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:39pm UTC

When you are at a sleep over
a n d y o u s a y , "o k a y w h a t e v e r w e s a y
o n l y s t a y s b e t w e e n u s ? "
T h e r e ' s s t i l l t h a t g i r l w h o g o e s a n d s a y s
s o m e t h i n g .

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kakakatie
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 5:30pm UTC

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
O o
don't do drugs.
This is your butt-hole. This is your butt-hole in prison.
o O
don't shoplift.

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justmystories
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:57pm UTC

Gentlemen,
for the next
2-3 weeks
The best pickup line is
"What's Modern Warfare 3?"
You can thank me at the bachelor party

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Belladixie17
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:05pm UTC

so i hear you like bad boys...
yeahh
well , i'm not trying to impress you or anything , but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission , i didn't ask my parents.

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Jade672
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November 14, 2011 7:17pm UTC

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Shmurf97
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November 14, 2011 5:25pm UTC

L . S . H . I . F. O . M . U. O. W. I .
D. H . A . U. B. I . I . D. I . W . N . I . W.
Laughing so hard i fell of my unicorn, oh wait i dont have a unicorn, but if i did i would name it winston♥
MQ NMF

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC

I just saw a commercial
for the Kardashian clothing
line at sears. I wonder how
long the return policy is.
72 days?
format; ohhshanappp

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CamiTheBaconator
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 5:19pm UTC

[♥] no shoes, no shirt,
nmf/CamiTheBaconator & i still get service.

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xoxpaigexox3
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:08pm UTC

My Relationship
has lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage..
happy 5month Evan.♥

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CookieMonster6472
posted a quote
November 2, 2011 4:25pm UTC

Most Girls
Don't like to Eat infront of their Crush.
But When you think about it,
If You're going to marry him, Thanksgiving is going to be an Anorexic day for you.
Wasn't mean't to offend anybody.
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