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lovecrazy
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January 13, 2013 11:04am UTC

I'm going to become a cop & pull over hot guys
"Please step out of the car and put your hands on the hood, I need to do a pat down."
"But-"
"Sir, it's the law. Please just stand there and be hot, while I uh, search you."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:32pm UTC

If I could photoshop
»»» THE SCARS OFF,
I SWEAR
WOULD.

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WeAreTheBoys
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January 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Whenever I'm in a public toilet and someone knocks on the door, I like to whisper, "Let me see the drugs first."
An awkward silence usually follows.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC

why
is there not wifi at
every single place
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
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January 16, 2013 6:52pm UTC

I wish we could bang
Wait I meant hang
... No I meant bang
Welcome to my awkward texting life.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:26pm UTC

ugh this song copy i
downloaded is awful quality
THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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jimmy365
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January 16, 2013 6:29pm UTC

friend:
if you're procrastinating and
you know it clap your hands
me:
ill clap later
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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