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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    If history repeats itself,
    I am so getting a dinosaur
    nmf

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you finish a test in class first but you don't want to be the first to hand it in so you just kind of sit there and wait for someone else to go.
    nmf/mq

  3. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    I heard a song that reminded me of you.
    Aw what was it?
    Stupid hoe by Nicki Minaj

  4. OneDirection_Facts OneDirection_Facts
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    One Direction fact #50
    Once at a signing, a girl was crying when she met the boys. Security tried to move her on, but when Harry saw she was crying he gave her a big hug and kissed her on the cheek.
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  5. LadyG LadyG
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 11:58am UTC
    Teacher leaves during a test :
    Elementary : *silence*
    Middle School: *whispers* Who has gum ?
    High School : *yells* WHATS THE ANSWER TO N°3 ?!?

  6. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Don't hold your cursor over this quote

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    You're annoying. Go suck a pickle

  8. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    I'll be okay, someday.

  9. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Some people push people away because
    they dont want to get hurt.Some people push people away because
    they got hurt.
    -Drake

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 4:14am UTC
    every text i get,
    i hope it's from you.

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Monsters University
    (Monsters Inc. 2)
    is coming out in 2013.
    "Get out of my way kids, I've been waiting 10 years for this day."

  12. LikeWoahXKimmi LikeWoahXKimmi
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    When A Girl Says She's Cold,
    Shes Really Saying Share Your Hoodie.

  13. kay14 kay14
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    your checking yourself out in the window of someone's car
    and then you realize
    there is someone inside of the car.
    <3
    format by grayclouds28

  14. emily1534 emily1534
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Yo Mamma's so ugly
    she walked into a haunted house
    and walked out with an application.

  15. GraceElizabeth GraceElizabeth
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Knowledge cannot replace
    friendship, I'd rather be an
    idiot than loose you
    -Spongebob & Patrick

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    When You
    ask your best friend a question you
    already know the answers to just to
    see if they tell you the truth and
    s h e l i e s t o y o u </3

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    Teacher: who wants to present next?
    Student: (insert best friend's name here) does!

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    How Nice Of You
    to introduce me to your 2nd face a f t e r I d e c i d e t o t r u s t y o u

  19. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    I'm the type of person
    that will try to make everyone smile .
    But when I'm in need of a smile
    Who's there for me ?.

  20. within7lives within7lives
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    An Ugly personality ruins
    a pretty face.
    fave if you thought of a b*tch you know.

:)

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