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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 30, 2012 7:56pm UTC

don't you hate it way you have something in your head and when you start at say it, then you get interrupted..

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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC

boy nerds; homework always done..not really interested into girls..
girl nerds; hopes you dont notice them.. but interested in.. "YOU NERD BOYS!!"

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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 23, 2012 9:29pm UTC

girl;
Don't you think its funny how the person you're going to marry is walking on the earth as of right now?
boy;
yeah..wierd.
girl;
Don't you ever wounder what they're doing?
boy;
Nope i already know, she's texting me(:
girl;
aww!!!(:
boy;
yeah, but she went to bed so now i'm texting you.
girl;
...

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angelitamarieizetta10
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:59pm UTC

why aren't you at church?
who is this?
GOD! why are you texting in church?
... what i thought,we both have sined.
shhh... the angels will hear. ok.

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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 25, 2012 5:08pm UTC

WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!
Okay we get it you guys are never getting back together...LIKE EVER! but really didn't have to tell the whole world about it!!..

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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 25, 2012 7:12pm UTC

okay. i admit i'm jealouse of those beautiful girls that look pretty any way their hair is,their makeup,their clothes,everything...
i have to look at myself aout 5 times befor i feel good about myself today!..

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Jade672
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December 25, 2012 8:01pm UTC

for someone who's supposed to be,
just a friend, why do I get butterflies in my stomach everytime you smile at me?

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
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December 25, 2012 8:06pm UTC

baby, let me be your
---------------------------- LAST FIRST KISS.

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marie1616
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December 25, 2012 7:17pm UTC

If my love life was a genre
it would be comedy.
nmf

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rooftops*
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December 25, 2012 7:18pm UTC

*My dad walks by me*
Dad: Where's Hannah?
Me: I'm here!
Dad: oh! well if you wouldn't dress in such dark clothing, i woulda seen you.
Me: Dude, don't even. I have pink hair! You're just blind!
*Mom walks into the room*
Mom: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.
*Mom leaves room*

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theWalrus
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December 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

*At school*
Everyone: Let's go get shwasted!
*At home*
Mom: What does everyone do for fun at school?
Me: .......We study. A lot.

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angelitamarieizetta10
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December 25, 2012 7:22pm UTC

old man jenkins!(:
-spongebob!(=

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KatyPerryFan
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December 25, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Kids: AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY AYEEY LADY OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
PSY: no
Barack Obama: no
Ellen: no
Mel B: no
Britney Spears: no
Teens React: no
Glee: no
Elders React: no
Trees: no
Internet: no
The world: no
Kids Bop: uh hell yes, we did this to them

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Hale_Storm18
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December 25, 2012 7:33pm UTC

In my head: Contructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous.
Me at a restaurant: Please, I the soup want

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kitkat929m
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December 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Yep, I got a furby. I names it Harold since it in orange. My cousin tipped it unside down and it turned into an angry ninja. Then after I locked in in the closet, forcing it to go to sleep it woke up and was a teenager. It kept saying "Oh my gosh! So cool!" At least it speaks English half the time. At first it was speaking 'furbish'. My cousin said it was speaking Chinese. I think I have to complain to the makers.

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directioner16
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December 25, 2012 7:40pm UTC

B*tches be like:
"I hate my parents! All I got for Christmas was an iPad, BEATS, Porche, and Designer Clothes"
I'm just here like:
"YES! I got fuzzy socks"

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