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TheLoveOfYourLife

  1. OriginalVouge OriginalVouge
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 10:16am UTC
    Me:I got an A in chem!!
    Mom:WTF, well done!!
    Me:Mom, what do you think WTF means?
    Mom:Well that's fantastic.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    looking back at pictures from summer,
    and going, "damn I was taannnn!" ♥

  4. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 1:15am UTC
    perfect gentlemen
    are an endangered species.♥

  5. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  6. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:35am UTC
    Dear Miley Cyrus,
    When you fall... is it considered a
    Hoedown?

  7. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 8:30am UTC
    Dear Substitute Teachers,
    Please understand that that is my real name. I am not joking.
    Sincerely,
    Oliver Titzwiggle.

  8. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    t he look you give your friends
    when a teachers butt is in your face.

  9. iLoVEYoooH iLoVEYoooH
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:14am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Favorite this;
    if you lived << through May 21, 2011.
    not my format
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. Belieberz Belieberz
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:58am UTC
    i can't look in your eyesanymore, because i no longer know who's looking back.

  11. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    Is it weird
    that my cat knows more about me than anyone else,or do other people tell their pets things too? ♥
    nmf

  12. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    I plan on living forever
    so far so good. ♥ nmf/q

  13. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    So i've made a goal
    to never be like my mom. She's been married twice and still isn't happy.

  14. beckaaaaaaay beckaaaaaaay
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    No mom i don't want to talk to you ;so stop texting me.

  15. chris5133 chris5133
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:00am UTC
    REACH OUT AND TOUCH SOMEONE.
    ..... NO, NOT THERE!

  16. chris5133 chris5133
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2011 10:19am UTC
    there's this girl at my school who fell in love with a boy who loved her back but had cancer. three months into her relationship, he had to move away and died a little later from his illness. a little while ago, a white, unmarked letter showed up on her desk and it was from him, telling her he loves her and she will be okay. true story.

  17. chris5133 chris5133
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    me: Knock, knock!
    my best friend, jack: who's there!?
    me: boo!!
    Jack: boo who??
    me: dont cry!! ur not that ugly! (even though u are :P)
    anyone else love best friends u can do this to?? :)

  18. TheLoveOfYourLife TheLoveOfYourLife
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Please Read.
    A couple of days ago, my friends brother got into a car crash with a tree. His name is Steven. It was at 4:00 in the morning, and he was drunk. His best friend Jay was also in the car at the time, and he was killed. Steven was arrested, and his lungs collapsed, and other severe injuries, so hes in the hospital. Nobody knows if hes going to survive or not. Even if he does, he'll have to go to jail for the next 25 years or more.
    And he has to live his whole entire life in jail right now, knowing that he killed his best friend..
    Fave if you think drunk driving is wrong.
    And if you read the whole thing, i love you.
    * i put it in funny just so you'll all read it, since most people go there, so no mean comments about it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 12:21am UTC
    The latest trend
    at my school is the
    ' Pinocchio Look ' .
    I guess this look is
    so popular && easy
    to get because no one
    tells the truth anymore .

:)

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