TheCheeseIsRipe

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Hey I'm ______, I'm 11 years old and I love having fun, harry potter, figure skating, chocolate, reading, dancing, laughing, and blah blah blah all that jazz!

People I <3 on WItty:
MoveForward
chocolate_monsterx3
and yeah.... that's pretty much it!
My best friend is Jessica (MoveForward)

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 10:25pm UTC

So one day in social studies, we were learning about the founding of Rome, and we read the story of Romulus and Remus. After the teacher told us to write down the definitions of Romulus and Remus, she asked me what I wrote for Remus. I told the class, " A friendly werewolf who is one of the best Defense against the Dark Arts teachers"
Nobody got it.
LAYOUTCREDI

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Fave this if you are NOT a fan of One Direction.
I don't mean ANY offence to you One DIrectioners, but just curious to see how many people aren't crazy about them.

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 4:51pm UTC

When I get on the computer:
Check my email
Check my Youtube inbox
Check my Stardoll
Check my witty
Check my facebook
THEN I can do what i want.

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 11:11pm UTC

i'm supposed to be
doing homework,
So, obviously, I'm on WITTY.

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 12:14am UTC

I want a Wuggle Pet. Like really bad.♥

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:46pm UTC

Not to brag, but
it's the middle of winter, so naturally it's snowing in some states.
But here in golden California, WAY on the west coast, we have a heat wave. I mean, the nights are so warm I leave my window wide open and sleep with shorts and I still wake up sweating. At school I'm about to melt in a puddle. And so I think, "Yeah, this is plain old Californian weather, it's like this all year." But then I remember it's the start of January. So, I'd just like to finish this with a
HA HA! IN YOUR FACE!

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 2:34pm UTC

*seeing a cute puppy*
"Awwww, it's so cute <3"
5 seconds later....
"Owww! The little brat bit me!"

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 10:31pm UTC

Here I am, sitting in my
parents bed, ten feet away
from the world's smallest
trash can. I spit out a
single piece of Bazooka
gum, aim carefully, and
make it perfectly into the
can. Am I a boss or what?

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
December 20, 2011 11:59pm UTC

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a
microphone and dance around in my
underwear, thank you very much.

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:36pm UTC

You said we would
be together forever. .
But forever is a long time.

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Fave if you polish your shoes on the little black thingy on the escalator
<3

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 7:27pm UTC

*Invader Zim*
Zim:
"Quiet GIR! Do you want to wake up the whole PLANET?
Gir:
*Thinks about it*
"I do..." ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 11:31pm UTC

Google
_______
|Google|
[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Make Google my homepage
Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
©2011 - Privacy
Searching Google on Google because you're bored....... Just me?
nmq

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 10:26pm UTC

Dear automatic toilet,
I wasn't done peeing.
Sincerly, I don't even know why people make you

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 23, 2011 9:48pm UTC

adrienne is sexy.
Attention!
Looking for a Birthday Twin
on September 6th
Please let me know!!!

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 12:56pm UTC

That little sumo squat
you do when you're putting on your jeans.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC

To Jessica...
That's ok, the thought that you made a quote
just to tell me how sorry you are makes me want to cry (in a good way :)) and I agree, I don't want to get in a fist fight with you, because I hope we will be friends forever <3
P.S. My perfect nose appreciates that you don't want it to get punched ;)

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 10:00pm UTC

"God, it's hot in here!"
"Oh sorry, I guess I'll leave, now."

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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:13pm UTC

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When my dog
Has something on his nose, so I try to
rub it off and he's all like,
hi
"OMG! STOP BOMBARDING MY NOSE!
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TheCheeseIsRipe
posted a quote
November 14, 2011 8:10pm UTC

That moment when
you accidently click on an ad and it takes you to
some website and you're all like,
"No, thanks, I'm good, I don't need to find a car dealer in
Malibu!

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