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brooke*
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December 28, 2011 9:30pm UTC

What is an "instant" death anyways? How long is instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful as her heart burst and her lungs collapsed and there was no air and no blood in her brain, and only raw panic. What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes 5 minutes. Instant pudding, an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous.

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CierraBieber
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December 29, 2011 12:06am UTC

anyone else..
have thier boyfriend/crushes name as thier password? ♥

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ILoveYouforever01
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August 21, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Mom: do you want anything from the store
Me: Candy.... Mom: no !
Me : what the hell i thought you said anything !

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ILoveYouforever01
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August 23, 2011 2:32am UTC

this summer flew
♥
by like a g6

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ILoveYouforever01
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August 23, 2011 2:39am UTC

whoever made up planking
must
have no life.

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ILoveYouforever01
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August 23, 2011 2:48am UTC

HI, im a bra.
i touch your girlfriend's boobs everyday
jealous yet?
♥nmq

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haleyw2000
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June 24, 2011 11:10am UTC

Laugh while you can.
It's a more helpful and cheaper medicine.

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haleyw2000
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August 24, 2011 5:28pm UTC

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lmsx3
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August 24, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Just think..
If you lived somewhere else,
you probably wouldn't even know him.
not my format.

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Adriannarocksmysocks
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August 24, 2011 7:53pm UTC

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a boss.

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tayheartsyou
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August 24, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Last day of school:
"This is going to be the BEST summer ever! I'm going to hang out with my friends & have fun!"
Last day of summer:
"This summer sucked! All I mostly did was stay on my computer on Witty Profiles and Facebook!"

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tlexilulu62
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August 24, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Don'tFavoriteThis.

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luckybubbles
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August 24, 2011 7:55pm UTC

if she wears ••••••• granny panties, she's too old for you, bro.

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car_xoxo_0118
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August 24, 2011 7:55pm UTC

you can't stay young forever, but you
can be immature for the rest of your life

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
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August 24, 2011 7:55pm UTC

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Squirtle713
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August 24, 2011 7:56pm UTC

E V E R Y D A Y I ' M S H U F F L I N G !
MONDAY I'M SHUFFLING
TUESDAY I'M SHUFFLING
WEDNESDAY I'M SHUFFLING
THURSDAY I'M SHUFFLING
FRIDAY, I'M NOT SHUFFLING;
I'M GETTING DOWN ON FRIDAY
THEN I START SHUFFLING AGAIN ON SATURDAY
AND ON SUNDAY I'M SHUFFLING WITH JESUS!
nmq: CREDIT TO fearthecute she thought of it in the car one day.
NMNMXJ

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gwenythadele
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August 24, 2011 7:58pm UTC

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