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  1. kissandtell29 kissandtell29
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Gotta eat to live
    Gotta steal to eat
    Otherwise we'd get along
    -Aladdin
    ( quote by O n e D i r e c t i o n)

  2. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    Getting a text in the morning and reading it with one eye open
    (-_O)
    ✽ ✾ ✿ ❀ ❁ ❃ ❋
    Cookiedoughformats

  3. skyscraper13 skyscraper13
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    McDonalds is the Olymics official resturant... that's like,
    Smoking being the official medicine for cancer...

  4. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Love is a four letter word.
    But so is Food.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

  5. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    How to stay in a relationship
    Them: We need to talk
    You: No, we don't
    tumblr

  6. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:41am UTC
    Kevin: The best part about summer is that you don't know what day it is!!
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    2 people like this
    Taylor It's Friday. BOOM. Your summer's ruined.
    3 hours ago · 12 people like this

  7. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Imagine your teacher as
    Green Light:
    Okay, just keep on going the same speed
    Yellow Light:
    Floor it as if the Devil's on your heels, and hope to
    make it before it turns red.
    mq

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC
    So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
    I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
    JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
    Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
    JBsGurl4ever
    JBSGurl4ever.
    are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
    are you sure?

  9. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    We all wear masks and the time comes when
    we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

  10. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Cat: Meow.
    Me: Meow?
    Cat: Meow, meow.
    Me: Holy God. I speak cat.
    ...
    My brother: You're an idiot.

  11. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
    & I have never actually
    SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

  12. loveforeveryourbeautiful17 loveforeveryourbeautiful17
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    When I die
    I'm gonna turn into a ghost and watch attractive people shower

  13. Rubie117 Rubie117
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    So today...
    my friends and I were in one of our gardens on the trampoline, and we see these two little girls sitting on their fence watching us. My friend starts talking to them, and then invites them both over. They said they would go ask their mum, and then came back and said to come outside. We went out to the front of the house, and we see these two girls with their mum. We all say hi, and then they say to their mum can we play with us? We said of course, and so my friends and I spend our afternoon with these two adorable little girls, before taking them home later. We had never spoken before, but we had a great afternoon with them :D I really wish people still knew their neighbours, because their whole family is lovely.

  14. Aleahbeara* Aleahbeara*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    There's only 1 thing
    2 do
    3 words
    4 you
    I love you. ♥

  15. softball1029 softball1029
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    Adding "and sh/t" can make anything sound thug
    for example:
    "So I was playing with my bubbles and sh/t" INSTANT THUG.
    format © FunkyMonkeyFormats

  16. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I love it when boys;
    make weird faces.
    say ''aww''.
    ask how your day was.
    don't care about their appearance.
    dance ridiculously.
    lick their lips.
    get frustrated.
    laugh.
    sing to you.
    bite their lower lip.
    make that sexy half smirk.
    have proper grammar.
    are funny.
    tease me a little.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. MarshMellowMcMuffin MarshMellowMcMuffin
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    When your bestfriend of 4 years calls someone else there best friend..
    You can hear your heart break.

  20. WoodenBreakfast WoodenBreakfast
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Sitting in my cage ready to sling some poop in my hand.
    Wtf?!
    That'd be my facebook status if I was a monkey.

:)

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