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  1. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:31am UTC
    Imagine a line down the middle of your face
    Starting at the back of your head, just where your neck meets your skull
    Travelling all the way over the top of your head and down your forehead
    Between your eyebrows and your eyes
    Over your nose between your nostrils
    In that little indentated line just above your mouth and below your nose
    Over your mouth, down your chin and running along the curve of your neck
    Until it meets the hollow between your collarbones.
    Now imagine that the two halves either side of that line are separate
    One of the halves is fine, it feels normal
    Imagine the worst pain you can on the other side
    The pain is all through your bones, in the soft cartilage of your ears and your nose
    Throbbing in the tender vessels of your temple
    Threatening to crack your skull open with the intensity
    Turning you temporarily blind as it sneaks through behind your eye
    Making your teeth feel like they are being wrenched out at the root
    And all the time, the other side of your face feels normal.
    Welcome to my migraine.

  2. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 5:41am UTC
    Spreading secrets doesn't make you a truthful person.

  3. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    I feel as fragile as a china doll
    in the hands of a careless child.

  4. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    WONDER WHY THE MUSIC IS SO
    QUIET
    Realize headphones aren't plugged into iPod

  5. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I'm not shouting "I am saved"
    I am whispering "I was lost"
    That is why I chose this way.
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I dont speak of this with pride
    I'm confessing that I stumble
    And need someone to be my guide.
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I'm not trying to be strong
    I'm professing that I'm weak
    And pray for strength to carry on.
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I'm not bragging of success
    I'm admitting I have failed
    And must rectify the mess
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I'm not claiming to be perfect
    My flaws are all too visible
    But God believes I'm worth it.
    When I say "I am a Christian",
    I still feel the sting of pain
    I have my share of heartaches
    Which is why I speak His name.
    When I say "I am a Christian"
    I do not wish to judge
    For I have no authority
    I only know I'm loved.

  6. FunkyLilBugger FunkyLilBugger
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 3:52am UTC
    YOU KNOW ALL THOSE THINGS YOU THINK:
    'THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME.'
    WELL i'M THE PERSON THEY HAPPEN TO INSTEAD.

  7. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    10 faves and I'll throw away my blades,
    20 faves and I'll tell my crush that I like him,
    I'll follow the 30-40 people to fave,
    50 faves and I will quit smoking,
    50+ faves and you'll help me start again.
    im not looking for faves just, well y'know. (nmf).


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. plumxbandxgeek12 plumxbandxgeek12
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Dear Witty Girls, I really need some help..If anyone saw me they would disagree, but i think that i am fat. i just can't stop eating, its so out of control that i have actually considered trying to make myself throw up, but i dont want to get into a serious eating disorder. So i need your guys help to motivate me to loose 25lbs by prom in may. For every favorite that i get, i will go a day without eating any junk food, i will also do 25 crunches for every fav. For every comment i will walk one mile. If it is a positive comment i will run the mile, if it is negative i will run two miles. please just hit the ♥ to help me outi love every single person who helped me out. thank you so much. you'll never understand how much this means to me.

  10. snooopyx3 snooopyx3
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    hello.
    so this is a test.
    this quote isn't "pretty."
    it doesn't have a cool format or fades.
    it's black and white.
    i bet most of you scroll through witty
    looking for quotes that look cool, and don't stop
    to look at the other ones.
    I know that making a "pretty" quote is a lot of work,
    but that doesn't matter.
    so, my test is simple.
    fave this quote if you're reading it right now.
    and prove to the other witty users that
    a plain quote CAN and WILL get faves.
    plain is beautiful.
    don't ever forget that.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. greekgeek1 greekgeek1
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    __________________________________
    I LOVE BOOBIES
    __________________________________
    So At My School if you wear the bracelets like this^^
    they are for Breast Cancer
    You Get suspended. fav if you think this is wrong,
    imma show it to my principal

  13. Saint Jimmy†* Saint Jimmy†*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Steve Jobs died last night...
    Let's fave this quote for him.

  14. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:47am UTC
    I'm dying to know how many people
    actually use Witty?
    So, do me a favor & favorite?♥

  15. coolata coolata
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    One of my best friends just got diagnosed with
    breast cancer.
    Yet she always has a smile on her face & is always laughing.
    [♥] this for all the people who have cancer
    to remind them how much we love them &
    that there is hope for them.

  16. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  17. BloomingRose BloomingRose
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 7:47pm UTC
    Alright witty sisters i need your help,
    I know you probably get sick of these but i really need your help
    I have a family friend who is 7 and thinks that she is fat because
    People have called her that and she is now starting to take it
    seriously. Ive tried to explain to her that she isnt ect: but she wont listen. She thinks that she has to do exercise everyday now
    to become skinnier. Please fav this to show her that she doesnt
    need to, i will show her and hopefully she will change her mind.
    Thanks. ♥

  18. Musicc99 Musicc99
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    that sudden leap of joy;; when your teacher sits you next to him.

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    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 9:05pm UTC
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  20. hearttbreakerrx3 hearttbreakerrx3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    --------------------
    |||||| Today in English my teacher was
    saying how it sucks to like someone
    who doesn't even notice you, I looked
    at him without even thinking||||||
    At the end of class he tapped me
    on the shoulder and said to me,
    """How could I not notice you?
    You're the most beautiful girl in the room"

    format by beautyinabox.

:)

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