Mom: Where were you last night? Son: Studying with my friends. Mom: Don't lie. Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club. Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!? Son: yeh...I saw dad.
That awkward moment when you're facebook chat doesn't work and you were gonna propose to your girlfriend who you've been dating for five years but then she runs away with a mexican because you took too long to ask her to marry you, all just because your facebook chat wasn't working.
Chatting with him... Thoughts: REPLY. REPLY. REPLY. Okayy, chill. He's just a guy. *Ping* HOLY SHITTT HE REPLIED. Him: Hey OHMYGOD... WE'RE SO GETTING MARRIED.
xjaimex3 posted a quote
February 3, 2011 11:26am UTC
Dear Bruno, I have one question. In your song, "Grenade" you say; "Should have known you was trouble from the 1st kiss, Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?" How would you know her eyes were open unless yours were too?
PhoebeLikeRawr posted a quote
February 3, 2011 12:57pm UTC
Please . I don’t want favs or anything like that. my b es t f r i e n d . Is committing. Suicide. Make a prayer that she lives. Please. She’s the only reason I’m here now. -She might have already done it.- She’s an online friend, but means more to me than real life friends.