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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Ninjacookies98 Ninjacookies98
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    This is a BrandonCyrus.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many slaps can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 Slap

  3. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    Hottie with a tomb raider body
    Come here and sip up this shotty
    Get naked; kick up the party
    Don't be afraid to get naughty


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xobabysillyxo17 xobabysillyxo17
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:30pm UTC
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  6. samnlax276 samnlax276
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    Mom: Where were you last night?
    Son: Studying with my friends.
    Mom: Don't lie.
    Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
    Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
    Son: yeh...I saw dad.

  7. Justinbieber4life Justinbieber4life
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're facebook chat doesn't work and you were gonna propose to your girlfriend who you've been dating for five years but then she runs away with a mexican because you took too long to ask her to marry you, all just because your facebook chat wasn't working.

  8. comedreamwithme_ comedreamwithme_
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Chatting with him...
    Thoughts:
    REPLY.
    REPLY.
    REPLY.
    Okayy, chill. He's just a guy.
    *Ping*
    HOLY SHITTT HE REPLIED.
    Him: Hey
    OHMYGOD... WE'RE SO GETTING MARRIED.

  9. emiily13 emiily13
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    favoritethisif
    You are going to live past May 21(:(People believe all sinners will be tourtured and killed by October)

  10. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 11:26am UTC
    Dear Bruno,
    I have one question. In your song, "Grenade" you say;
    "Should have known you was trouble from the 1st kiss,
    Had your eyes wide open. Why were they open?"
    How would you know her eyes were open unless yours were too?

  11. PhoebeLikeRawr PhoebeLikeRawr
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    Please .
    I don’t want favs or anything like that.
    my b es t f r i e n d .
    Is committing.
    Suicide.
    Make a prayer that she lives.
    Please.
    She’s the only reason I’m here now.
    -She might have already done it.-
    She’s an online friend, but means more to me than real life friends.

  12. kelsxboo kelsxboo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 4:47pm UTC
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  13. pocketfullasunshine pocketfullasunshine
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    Born an original
    Why die a
    copy?

  14. ForeverxYours ForeverxYours
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:35pm UTC
    Hey Google Why Don't You Sit Next To Me During My Exam?

  15. loganXforever loganXforever
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 11:46am UTC
    The.Awkward.Moment.
    When you find out a fat kid likes you.

  16. Acklas9641 Acklas9641
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 11:48am UTC
    Life without Music is like Spongebob without Patrick

  17. sortyd sortyd
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 11:38am UTC
    +& Who else ever wonders why mattresses are only white.

  18. RainbowSprinkles13 RainbowSprinkles13
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 11:44pm UTC
    I was asking my boyfriend random questions.
    Me: What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Him: Your husband.
    Gotta love him. ♥

  19. Tatatorii Tatatorii
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 11:37am UTC
    BLACKandYELLOW;
    BLACKandYELLOW;
    BLACKandYELLOW;
    BLACKandYELLOW;
    BLACKandYELLOW.....
    K,give it a rest.
    agree.?

  20. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 7:54pm UTC
    you breathe oxygen?
    we have so much in common ©

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