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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:41pm UTC
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  4. xocatherineee4 xocatherineee4
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    I’m just a girl;

    In love with a boy I can never have. ♥

  5. Lifee_ Lifee_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Psycholog ical Fact : ♥ ***
    When you dream about someone
    That means they miss you a lot
    &+ dream about you c o n s t a n t l y

  6. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 3:29pm UTC
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  7. jaimeeaugustyniak jaimeeaugustyniak
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    Fave if you believe in God.

  8. jasmineee123 jasmineee123
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2011 1:02am UTC
    C h i v a l r y :
    Holding the door of the fridge while your girlfriend is making you a sandwich.
    Not my quote or format

  9. Enchanted777 Enchanted777
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Jesus died for me,
    so I'm gonna
    live for him [♥]

  10. THEobesellama THEobesellama
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    I don't know which one is worse for your lungs...
    -smoking
    -breathing in gasoline
    ✔ walking into a Hollister

  11. tylerisadinosaur tylerisadinosaur
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2011 10:53am UTC
    Proof That The Winnie The Pooh Characters Are On Drugs:
    Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions and a lack of motivation. Marijuana.
    Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased. Mushrooms.
    Rabbit gets into everyone's business and constantly needs like EVERYTHING. Cocaine.
    Tigger can't calm down, bounces all the time and is never tired. Ecstasy.
    Pooh loves sweets and has the wildest imagination. LSD.
    Christopher Robin can talk to animals. Hallucinogens.
    Owl is always there to help anyone who needs it.
    DEALER.

  12. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  13. MusicSavesLives MusicSavesLives
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    When I Kill A Bee;
    I Leave It Where I Killed It,
    S o T h e O t h e r B e e s
    Know What's Up.

  14. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Let' s favorite this one
    for Japan. ♥

  15. Elliex3 Elliex3
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    Japan♥
    90,000 missing.
    500 dead.
    Fave if your in support.

  16. taintedlove taintedlove
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    I want to be the girl
    That makes the jock retire his jersey
    That makes the geek put down his books
    That makes the gangster turn into a gentleman
    That makes the tough guy show his soft side
    That makes the "emo" boy smile
    That makes the player quit his games
    I want to be that girl.

  17. softballdommie softballdommie
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl he can be goofy around!
    I wanna be the girl he can tell anything to!
    I wanna be the girl hes scared to lose!
    I wanna be the girl he can hold hands with in public and
    not care what anyone says!
    I wanna be the girl who is always on his mind!
    Most of all I wanna be the girl he
    Loves
    **not minee**

  18. movies4life movies4life
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Admit it... we've
    all tried to see
    if we had superpowers
    -----------------

  19. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    i want a boy who ;;
    would sing to me at random moments.
    someone who is more goofy than romantic ;;
    a boy who would throw a stuffed animal at me when i'm acting dumb ;;
    a guy who would make fun of me just to hear me laugh ;;
    he'd play with my hair all the time and surprise me with 25 cent rings ;;
    someone who i could lay on a blanket with and count the stars ;;
    we'd buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other ;;
    but mostly someone who would be my friend and would never break my heart ;;
    he would always make me smile.

  20. 11abby27 11abby27
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    Drake has the...
    sexiest
    ♥voice ever

:)

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