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jackie15
posted a quote
July 26, 2011 10:00am UTC
Seriously,
what's with the top prettiest girls on witty contest. That is not what witty is about.
I think everyone is
Beautiful,
There really is no need for some stupid contest about it.

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eringaia
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 8:30am UTC
that moment
of feeling accomplished when someone faves your quote

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martian123
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 8:23am UTC
If Cinderella's shoe fits
perfectly, then why
did it fall
off?
♥

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GeorgiaMeghann
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 8:23am UTC
I'll be ready in a minute, babe.
Lol, JK,
i'm a female - I'll be another hour.
notmine.

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MLIEminem
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 10:07pm UTC
Fave if you love one of
these movies:
Mean Girls
She's the Man
John Tucker Must Die
White Chicks
The Notebook
A Walk to Remember
The Hangover
Elf
Meet the Fockers
Finding Nemo
Titanic
♥
NMF

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ThatsSoMeee
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July 23, 2011 3:44pm UTC
click to see this quote

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Rachel*
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:44pm UTC
The two best days of school,
the first and the last.

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KerriBieber
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 9:12pm UTC
That mood where you just wanna exercise & eat healthy… ♥nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 4:32pm UTC
That tragic moment when
you check the price tag and sadly walk away.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC
8 planets.
204 countries.
809 islands.
7 seas.
6,000,000,000 + people.
And I'm SINGLE.

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pluto*
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 5:11pm UTC
ADMIT IT.
YOU'RE AFRAID TO TEXT HIM FIRST BECAUSE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ANNOYING♥-

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soniaG
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 7:29pm UTC
If a camera lens is a circle,
then why
are pictures square?

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 21, 2011 5:35pm UTC
You know you've done well
when somene replies with
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
instead of
"haha."
Format by Sandrasaurus nmq

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kkaitlynx0
posted a quote
July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC
I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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annabel6
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 12:28pm UTC
my hair only looks good
when no-one else is around.
only me? :) nmf

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 4:17pm UTC
When I'm on my period
It seems that all my friends decide to go to a pool.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 4:47pm UTC
How come parents
Are always nicer to other kids
Then to their own?

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 11:39am UTC
Fridge full of food-
nothing to eat.
Wardrobe full of clothes-
nothing to wear.
Internet full of sites-
nothing to go on.
nmq , nmf

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