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Nessazhere
posted a quote
December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC

Favorite if:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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texaskangaroo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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x3_never_let_go
posted a quote
July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC

HEY 90'S KIDS;
Remember when..
Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
"Talk to the hand" said it all?
The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
All movies came out on VHS?
The Rugrats were still babies?
Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

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CMPSunday
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC

Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC

I Hate It How Your Nice
To The Weird Kid
& Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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kandykyra
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC

Long but worth while...i promise
Her name was Abby
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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rileylovesyoou
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 7:32pm UTC

i wish i could see
myself from a
boy's perspective. ♥

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
September 27, 2009 9:22pm UTC

Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park
When I bumped into him. We started talking.
My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."
Then he got up and walked away .
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,
"He lied."
Favorite<33

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Goldielocks11
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 1:35pm UTC

I swear he's cute, hold on . . .
LET ME FIND A BETTER PICTURE

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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xxheather109xx
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook
(:

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