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I_Dont_Know
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August 26, 2012 3:07pm UTC

One death for man,
A tragic loss for mankind.
R.I.P. Neil Armstrong.

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LandonIsWitty
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August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC

I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Buki
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August 3, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Oh, I'm sorry, what'd you say?
I was too busy thinking about what a stupid person you are.

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hermione23katniss
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July 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC

"you know what they do to a handsome
guy like me in prison? it rhymes with grape."
-21 jump street

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Buki
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July 29, 2012 11:07am UTC

You know, my cat is always out getting other cats pregnant.
I think condom companies
should make condoms for cats
and call them Kittens No More.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sugrfree
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July 22, 2012 3:07pm UTC

If you only knew what I saw from my point of view.

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fearless12xoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 8:35pm UTC

There is no more vent category.
Witty just isn't the same anymore.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Solve this riddle for me.
1. What's the first name of the guy on fresh prince of Bell Air?
2. What is the letter after T?
3. What is the opposite of stop?
4. Three strikes and you're?
5. To find the area of a rectangle use length times?
6. Do re ... fa sol la ti do?
Will
u
go
out
width
mi
Of course I will!
nmq

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Seana310
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:21pm UTC

The road to success
Is always under construction.
♥

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Seana310
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July 24, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Haters gonna hate.
Potatos gonna potate.

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piranhasmile21
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:45am UTC

Everyone sees her, but nobody knows her,
as she screams into her pillow for
a better tomorrow.
~Demi Lovato
♥

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IGoNowhere13
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.
Me:
Me:
Me:.....again....
nmq

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WonderfulLove
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July 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Sometimes I think about Demi lovato,
and how she still cuts herself
and throws up her meals.
Even after treatment she still can't be stopped.
And it's like this for so many other people too.
Like so many of you girls and guys.
No one can help you no matter what.
Every day is a struggle for your life.
People are heartbroken because they can't do a thing to help you.
You're addicted.
You will be in this battle for the rest of your life. You don't know if you'll be alive tomorrow.
Even your closest friends can't help you. Your loved ones. Treatment facilities.
And there's so many people like this.
If you ever need someone to talk to about any issues you have, then you can always talk to me. I can relate in some ways.

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maria_
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Fave if you were born
In 1997 / 1998.
format by sandrasaurus

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WittyRose
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July 2, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Zayn: Did she say a.. butter sock?
Liam: is that a sock?
Louis: full of butter?
Freddie: do u guys wanna hear my idea?
Niall: does it involve the butter sock?

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xHello
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:43pm UTC

If swearing is immature,
why is it referred to as "adult language"?

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