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ShmeXyLlamAs

Status: I just can't even begin to comprehend how much I seem to care about the most meaningless things.

Member Since: 23 May 2012 11:49am

Last Seen: 5 Oct 2016 03:16pm

Location: N.I

Gender: F

user id: 301912

133 Quotes
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Hiya guys! I'm Kate-Elizabeth but please call me Kayless! I love animals and Music and Singing and Reading. I hope you like my quotes. Please follow my other account! kadams2000. It would be very appreiciated!
Thankies for reading! (if you did)
Hate may have as many letters as Love, But Love is much, much stronger.
  1. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    I watched My sister's Keeper, Bridge to Teribithia and The Man in the Iron Mask all on the same day.
    God Help Me.

  2. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Soft Sheldon, Warm Sheldon, little guy named Spock. Happy Sheldpn, Sleepy Sheldon, Knock Knock Knock

  3. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    OMW so I was at my friends for a sleepover and earlier that day I had fangirled so hatd that I cried in the middle of town and when we got back to her house we watched Family Guy and he guest starred as Not a cartoon and I screamed and cried and locked myself in their bathroom for half an hour and I totally freaked AARGH

  4. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    True Story.
    Okay, so I was in town with my friends and my crush, we were all having a really awesome time. I knew my brother was in town because I saw him with his friends in the diamond centre. I didn't speak to him, I didn't want to embarras him.
    We walk to the train station to go to Portrush and all of a sudden, OUT OF NOWHERE, My Father, Mother, Grandfather and My brother and his friends, walk towards us smiling like cheshire cats set on exposing my feelings to my crush. Mortifying.

  5. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Courage cannot erase our fears. Courage is when we face our fears.
    Tell those with power up in their tower we are not afraid.
    But let us seize the day.

  6. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. Somewhere along, in the bitterness.
    And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known
    How to save a life.

  7. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    For some unknown reason I have resorted to calling people pastries.
    Example: Angel Cakes.
    Cinamon Buns.

  8. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    A man was in a bar looking for a girl to spend the night with.
    After a while he meets a beautiful woman and they
    talk for hours. Eventually the girl asks
    "Do you wanna come back to my place?
    The man replies, "Sure"
    She then says, I have to warn you, I am on my Mentrual Cycle."
    The man tilts his head and stares at her.
    Then he say, with a look of realization on his face,
    "Oh don't worry, I'll follow you on my Yamaha."

  9. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 4:41am UTC
    Guys, One of my Biggest and Favourite shippings just died. AndI don't mean they broke up.

  10. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    This is probably my favourite song of the moment. It is After Ever After by Paint (youtube).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diU70KshcjA

  11. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    I hit the "Top Now" button and guess what?
    All the quotes are by YourCool.

  12. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
    Nobody now because of BP.

  13. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    "
    You don't wake up
    one day and just stop
    loving someone.
    Love is Forever.
    "

  14. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Giles: I appreciate your thoughts on the matter, in fact I encourage you to always challenge me when you feel it's appropriate; you should never be cowed by authority. Except, of course, in this instance, when I am clearly right and you are clearly wrong.

  15. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    My First impressions go a little like this,
    Person: Where should I put my shoes?
    Me: Up your A***
    Person: ......I've tried but they didn't fit......wtf???

  16. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Nah. I don't feel like listening to music today. Said Nobody, ever.

  17. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    False Hope is better than No Hope...

  18. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    I just saw a Top Quote.
    Problem is it only had 36 faves....

  19. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    " Real courage is not knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one."

  20. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    Finding it hard to
    Keep Up with The Kardashians.

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