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jonasbrothersrockmysocks
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April 8, 2011 4:12pm UTC

Promise me you’ll
never forget me
because if I
thought you would
I’d never leave.
WinnieThe Pooh

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idance
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 2:03pm UTC

TODAY;
no one died, I didn't see anyone in a costume, I didn't have any awesome conversations with old people, I didn't just discover witty. I don't have any dates planned with awesome people, the quiet kid stayed quiet, there were no nerf guns involved, no little kids showed wisdom beyond their years, there were no high-fives because of matching t-shirts, nothing showed up randomly in my apartment, and I did not color in a coloring book. I did however, eat a pickle.
MLIA.

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iloveyou_alot
posted a quote
March 13, 2011 2:05pm UTC

have you ever compared your friends to kitchen tools?
The Backstabber
is the fork (stabs food)
The Gossiper
is the spoon (always has the scoop)
The Drama Queen
is the knife (always splitting people up)
The Peace Maker
is the napkin (cleans up the messes)

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XxXEvilPandaXxX
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March 13, 2011 2:11pm UTC

Charlie Sheen, is all over the news this week because he's a celebrity drug addict. Justin Bieber was all over the news for 2 days this week because he cut his hair. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, Christopher Stark 22, Kristopher Gould 25, David Fahey 23 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor them by liking this... show them you care

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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prissybabeex3
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Haha who still remembers the song SHOES by Kelly on youtubee ♥

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soccer12
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 4:46pm UTC

who ever invented juice boxes is a
freakin genius(:

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 4:38pm UTC

First love
never dies
But true love could bury it alive

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An'*
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 2:49pm UTC

we all know that one boy
who we could just stare at for hours, and his beauty would NEVER f a d e a w a y.♥

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Caramelicious
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC

I used to hate history...
♥♥♥ now it's my favorite class,
because he's in it.
**notmyformat

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peaceout29
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January 30, 2011 11:15am UTC

You started out as a guy friend.
♥
Click the heart if you have been through this<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BloodOnTheDanceFloor
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 11:54am UTC

♥
On 2012 December 21st I want to get a phone call saying:
“I love you”
*Quote is mine*

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xosparksflyinxo
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 11:54am UTC

In The Little Mermaid, Aladdin,
Beauty and the Beast, and Sleeping Beauty
the princes all risked their lives for the girls they loved.
Why?
Because they knew that with true love comes true sacrafice.
♥

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weezyfbaby_xx
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 12:29pm UTC

did you know her favorite color is blue?
do you know she can't sleep without at least 2 pillows,
&when someone mentions your name her eyes sparkle?
She doesn't like to say i l o v e you,
if she thinks she may not mean it.
did you know she hates arguing, but she's good at it.
she loves the way you look at her,
and hates to go a day without talking to you.
she only giggles if you look at her, but
she loves the fact that you do.
the only thing that bothers her in when people
walk into her life, & then they leave.
She loves you now,she probably always will.
break her heart & it will take a while for her to get over it.
♥
not my quote/format.

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peace_love_xo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 10:06pm UTC

At McDonalds the guy gave my friend the wrong kind of
McFlurry, and she screamed
"YOU MCFUCKED UP."
-texts from last night(:

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PinkPuddle235
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 5:07pm UTC

Dad:how was your day?
Son:Fine
Dad:how wasyour day?
Daughter:OMG Sian said that Leanne told her that Robbie liked me, but that he was to nervous to say it to me,so she should tell Michelle to tell Sian,but Michelle wasn't going to,cause she likes Robbie, but Sarah overheard them and told Jimmy, ho is Carla's boyfriend, and Amber is BFF's with ....

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JockerDealWithIt
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 12:56pm UTC

Dear chain letters ,
It's 4am, should I assume the clown
coming to kill me is running late?
Sincerely,
still not buying it

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ForeverxYours
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January 23, 2011 7:24pm UTC

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