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  1. emmyt13 emmyt13
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 9:00am UTC
    FUNNIEST JOKE! READY...
    Ok so theres this man who is poor. So he wears newspaper as underwear. He goes to the beach one day, and he see's this little girl. The little girl say's "what's under you're newspaper?" The man replies saying "umm umm a birdy." The man went to sleep in the sand. He wakes up and he's in an ambulance. He asks "why am I in a ambulance?" A man tell's him "we don't want to tell you till the procedure is over. Did you see anyone at the beach?" Yes this little girl." The man replies. The ambulance people went to the beach to look for the little girl. When they found her they asked if she saw a man hear earlier. The little girl replies saying "Yes I did. When he fell asleep I took his newspaper off and stared playing with his birdy, but then it spit at me so I cracked it's neck and two eggs." :)


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  5. JockerDealWithIt JockerDealWithIt
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    January 21, 2011 3:07pm UTC
    Your just sitting in class
    Nodding your head
    When all of a sudden you hear
    "Make sure you know that,
    It will be on the test."
    And your just like
    "Wait, what?"
    - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
    . Not My Format

  6. LethalLaurenx LethalLaurenx
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    I want a guy
    Who would move the hair away from my eyes and kiss me,
    Hold my hand in the line at the mall and make all the girls jealous,
    Someone who'd sing for me at random moments,
    Who would let me sleep on their chest,
    A boy who would get mad at somebody if they called me ugly or were mean to me,
    I want somebody who would call me three times a day if he went away,
    Someone who'd let me gossip to him,
    And would smile and agree with everything i said,
    And would throw stuffed animals at me if i acted dumb,
    And then kiss me a million times,
    Someone who'd make fun of me,
    Just to make me laugh,
    He would take me to the park and,
    Put his arms around my waist and,
    Give me bear hugs all the time,
    He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did so,
    And we'd make out in the pouring rain,
    He'd never be afraid to say 'I love you'
    In front of his friends,
    And we'd argue about silly things and then make up,
    I want a guy who'd kiss me at midnight on New Years Eve,
    And count stars with me,
    Who would stay home on a Friday just to help me
    Make dinner and watch movies together under a blanket,
    Someone who'd tell me i was beautiful but not to often,
    Who would make me laugh when no one else could,
    But mostly..
    Someone who'd be my best friend and never break my heart.

  7. actinlikeananimal_xo actinlikeananimal_xo
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    ♥Baby,
    you're a fireworkkk*

  8. squire1319 squire1319
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    Let's runaway
    for the day, don't need anyone around us.

  9. squire1319 squire1319
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    January 18, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    Just take my hand
    -x- fall -x- in -x- love -x- with -x- me -x- again -x-


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  11. WinnieWasHere WinnieWasHere
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    January 20, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    That kid who said Gingers had souls must have been pretty fuucking high.

  12. enchanted_xoxo enchanted_xoxo
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    January 17, 2011 10:21am UTC
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    And who ever said flirting was a bad thing?
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  16. kendallleigh kendallleigh
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    January 17, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    How many other girls love
    tall guys;
    blue eyes;
    a killer six pack;
    & a gorgeous face?
    (; i know i do
    & yes, this would be my boyy<3
    *mine

  17. Nejin_Karen Nejin_Karen
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    January 17, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    You don't have to feel like a waste of space you're original.


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