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Santamybaby
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 10:47am UTC

God you guys,
the reason witty is like it is is because everyone is being dramatic and bringing everything we left behind us when we joined witty on here so before you blame anyone else you should realise that it's our own doing.
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Santamybaby
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Sometimes all I want
is what only you can provide--
your absence

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:53am UTC

Try your name and repost(: Your Name: Tallulah
With your nose: 5qlopoph
With your eyes closed: tallulah
With your elbow: 6as.;;iuiu.l,sasdh
With your tongue: talll8pah
With your chin: ghall.ulasLOASHJNtyazlluhjl,zAhb

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:38pm UTC

I survived 2000.
I survived 2006/6/6
I survived Justin Bieber
I survived 11/11/11
2012....? Come at me bro

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Nothing's impossible??
Well ... You obviously haven't tried stapling jelly to a tree.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:33pm UTC

You're ugly.
K.
You're stupid.
Cool.
I hate you.
I dont care.
One Direction can't sing.
YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO RUN.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:30pm UTC

YOU SIR,
are attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you. YOU SIR,
are attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:28pm UTC

Sleeping is my drug.
My bed is the dealer.
My alarm clock is the police.
The school is my prison.
My teachers are the security guards.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:25pm UTC

We are all little weird
and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible to ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-Dr. Seuss

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Belly, meet butterflies. Butterflies, meet belly.
You'll be very close if the boy stays ♥

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:21pm UTC

*Bangs into wall*
Friend: Did you just walk into the wall?
Me: No, I was trying to get to Hogwarts.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:18pm UTC

Cashier: Have a nice day!
Me: Don't tell me what to do.

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC

LONG BUT WORTH READING
Is it just me but I think every singer/songwriter should get together and put every inspirational lyric into 1 song. To me that would be amazing and I would listen to it every friggin hour of every friggin day!
For example:
When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
.Bruno Mars
Go on and try to tear me downI will be rising from the ground
Demi Lovato
I'm beautiful in my own way cause' God makes no mistakes
Lady Gaga
You are beautiful in every single way cause' words can't bring you down
Christina Aguilara
Cause baby you’re a firework. Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth.
Katy Perry
I was born to be somebody. A’int nothing that’s ever gonna stop me
Justin Beiber
Well, you can take me down with just one single blow. But you don’t know what you don’t know. Someday I’ll be living in a big old city and all you’re ever gonna be is mean
Taylor Swift
There is loads more but these are just a few please comment any others you like x
C

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Dear Boys,
Just because your a d!ck
It doesn't mean yours is gonna get any bigger.
Sincerely, Angry Gals!

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:18pm UTC

If you have something to say about me,
write it on a peice of paper like all the others then shove it up your a**!

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:15pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 2:04pm UTC

What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing
nmqx

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 4:40pm UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 1:23pm UTC

HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
> He called you to talk about nothing at all
. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this
If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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Santamybaby
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 1:50pm UTC

How guys flirt:
> He stares at you a lot
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
> You hung up on him. He called you back
> You where invited by him to a group outing
> He called you to talk about nothing at all
. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
Now make a wish.
Ok stop!!
Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

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