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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 5201144
A tomato is a fruit because it contains seeds. A smoothie isn't just fruit it's a mixture of fruit and other things like more fruit, Ice, milk and a few other things
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 5099229
f*ck you. My back itches
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 5022510
We don't know how to spell "What"
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4972281
Me.... -_-
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4939904
I actually find them a little desperate.... C:
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4941023
Still dunno what temple run is
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4940328
I had a horrified look on my face. I sit next to a girl named mason I showed her the quote and she giggled the convo then went like this
Me: I want a divorce
Her: Honey, you never proposed...
Me: Mason will you marry me
Her:....No...
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4938321
Hehehehe this is absolutely great.
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4932576
1st world problems! wooo!
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4935721
No not me. I tried reading the books and I got kinda bored. So I went to play COD
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4932184
This little nerdy kid I'm friends with did that in a sexual harassment meeting because he volunteered to do a pick up line. I was dying.
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4931509
Me: *himhimhimhim omagad is he thinking about me oh crap a penny! himhimhim*
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4930496
I have like... 1 quote and i come on here to a big fat 10 in my face. People talking to me. Following me. I'm just here to steal good quotes for my desktop..
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4930946
He never left my head.
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4926580
That isn't hard to get..... That's just being stingy.... Him asking you to the movies and you saying you have other plans even if you don't is playing hard to get.
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4927322
what's a qoute
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4925975
No. I used to.
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4921862
I keep falling for the floor over and over but it just hurts me every time
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4914614
This dude I liked did. I freaking dumped my whole life out and he practically put me in a closet
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Samus · 1 decade ago on quote 4914131
Holy crap a cruise ship sunk.....

{Slowpoke meme}
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