Witty Profiles

SUPERM4Nx3

1. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   December 18, 2011 3:41pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
2. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:02pm UTC
   love is in the air?
   FALSE. nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide are in the air
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
3. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:06pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
4. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:13pm UTC
   LOST YOUR PEN= NO PEN
   no pen= no notes
   no notes= no study
   no study= fail
   fail= no diploma
   no diploma= no work
   no work= no money
   no money= no food
   no food= skinny
   skinny= ugly
   ugly= no love
   no love= no marriage
   no marriage= no children
   no children= alone
   alone= depression
   depression= sickness
   sickness= death.
   lesson: don't loose your pen.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
5. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:29pm UTC
   study for ten minutes
   reward self with 2 hours of pointless internet use
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
6. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:31pm UTC
   STUDY (verb.)
   -texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 75 points
7. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:43pm UTC
   best way to make friends:
   BRING A PACK OF GUM.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points
8. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:49pm UTC
   "hey, have you actually got any friends?"
   yes.. i have all 10 seasons on DVD.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
9. SUPERM4Nx3
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   have you ever noticed?..
   it's easier to APOLOGISE than to GET PERMISSION.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
10. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    if dignity was money,
    you might be able to buy a soda.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
11. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    i love the sound you make
    WHEN YOU SHUT UP
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
12. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    home alone:
    EXPECTATIONS: WOOOO! PARTYYYY!
    REALITY: peeing with the door open.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 14 points
13. iblamehollywoodx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
14. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    i hate when...
    people see me at the supermarket and are like:
    "what are you doing here?"
    and i'm just like: "oh you know, hunting elephants"
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
15. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    friends are like potatoes
    WHEN YOU EAT THEM, THEY DIE
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
16. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    kurt cobain killed himself a month after justin bieber was born
    he knew.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
17. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:22am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
18. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:29am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
19. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Rebecca Taylor
    so what happens when the heart just stops? ♥
    1:45· comment · like
    2 people like this
    YOU DIE.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 50 points
20. SUPERM4Nx3
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 11:42am UTC
    interupt my sleeping
    and i'll interupt your breathing.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles