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Rosey99

1. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 10:52am UTC
   "She ran away and he didn't chase her, which was probably the best idea, but you always chase after the girl."
   -Charlie, Perks of being a Wallflower
   
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2. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 10:29am UTC
   So what are guys being for halloween/ doing for halloween?
   Im being Alice from Alice and Wonderland if you wanted to know.
   
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3. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 10:21am UTC
   EVERYONE
   POOP'S
   Just let that set in
   
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4. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 10:19am UTC
   Plot Twist: I actually get the amount of fav's witty says I'm going to get.
   
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5. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2012 10:17am UTC
   Am I the only one who though spongebob's parents were chocolate chip cookies?
   
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6. Rosey99
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   October 10, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Taylor Swifts Boyfriend writes a number one song about her.
   
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7. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 1:05am UTC
   My cousins name is April and she was born Valentines Day
   
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8. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 1:02am UTC
   You know you're a nerd when...#1
   You go to spell goggle and spell google instead.
   
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9. Rosey99
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   They showed this video in my school not to long ago
   a real girl from that high school wrote and sung the song and all of the kids that are in the video go to the ranch
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAqJ6727Hk
   
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10. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Corney joke:
    why did the cow cross the road?
    because the chicken was yelling at him to get out of the way
    
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11. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    cheesy pick up lines:
    are you a fish because your getting me seasick
    
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12. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    How do you drown a blonde?
    Glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool.
    
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13. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result
    - Albert Einstein
    
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14. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    Just call
    1(781)452-4077
    and see what happens
    it wont do anything bad.
    
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15. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    People are like Bras
    Some are supportive
    some let you fall
    Some are sl/tty
    some are innocent
    some smell better and some don't
    there are some smaller and some bigger
    They are always around you too
    but you always have that one favorite bra like you have that one favorite person
    
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16. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Today someone told me Demi Lovato is a crack head.
    NO THEY'RE THE CRACKHEAD
    
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17. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    *Today in spanish class:
    Teacher: Has anyone looked up what there name means?
    *Everyone tells her what there names means*
    Teacher: Ok what does your name *she says looking at me*
    Me: Awesomness
    -The funny part was she actually believed me
    
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18. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    When you go the extra mile
    Its never crowded.
    <3
    
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19. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Hey guys I have been on witty for a while now just looking at quotes but now just got an actual account where Im making quotes can you guys tell me how to get a format? I know how to change font and size and color and highlighting the text but I need help.
    
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20. Rosey99
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    The bible is 100% true
    It says so in the bible
    
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