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RollinroundlikeDraco

1. cutehanan18
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   .
   you're
   beautiful
   without it
   inner beauty
   doesn't
   need
   makeup
   
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2. abkamel*
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   April 14, 2012 7:51pm UTC
   Sleeping
   Because the dreams are heaven compared to reality.
   nmf
   
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3. theWalrus
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   April 14, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   I would love to hang out,
   but I'm afraid my box of twinkies needs attending to.
   Sorry.
   
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4. _to_the_kids_who
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   April 14, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   Here's to the kids who
   sit on their foot when they have to pee.
   And thus doing this, your leg will fall asleep. You'll put your leg down and then it'll tingle. Your leg will tingle for a while, and it'll tickle too much to move.
   Next time you have to pee, just pee.
   /♥/
   
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5. xotaracarr*
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   April 14, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   Facebook + Texting = Textbook.
   therefore, I am doing my homework. ♥
   
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6. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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7. MsMischeifManaged
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   April 13, 2012 8:26pm UTC
   Remember Me? We used to be best friends before she changed you.
   
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8. 
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9. xXjustapersonXx
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   April 13, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   allcredittocaptivated
   Don't love me,
   For who I am not and who I will never be.
   
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10. SkinnyJeans1113
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    April 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When You're In An Airport And There's A Sign That Says All Unattended Luggage Will Removed And Destroyed
    
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11. xoxo7777
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    April 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Today i was walking through target...
    when i heard someone say,
    "Pst the coast is clear spiderman!"
    And then i saw two little kids, dressed as spiderman and superman.
    The one dressed as superman was crouched on the ground, and the one dressed a spider man was rolling across the floor.
    Those kids have epic lives!
    Haha it made my day ♥
    
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12. iloveyaahx3
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    April 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    i don't talk because no one listens to me.
    
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13. carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    ♔
    KEEP CALM AND FAVE MY QUOTES
    
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14. Poppy4ever98
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    June 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    We used to be friends,but now......... what happened?
    
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15. L0v3y0u
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    June 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #4
    when your parents ask you if you have a boyfriend
    
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16. halfempty
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    June 11, 2011 2:01pm UTC
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17. 
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18. Hottie9545
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    June 11, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    that feeling you get when you have to really pee, but you really don' t want to get up..... 0_o
    
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19. beenXthereXdoneXthat
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    June 11, 2011 1:48pm UTC
    Physiological Fact:
    When someone appears in your dream, its because that person misses you
    ♥
    
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20. caseygracie123
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    June 11, 2011 1:46pm UTC
    When my parents gave me
    "the talk"...
    they gave me a book.
    only me?
    
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