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DuckAddictant
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May 8, 2012 5:32pm UTC

There's "hell" in hello
"Good" in Goodbye
"Lie" in Believe
"Over" in Lover
"End" in Friend
"Ex" in Next
and "If" in Life....
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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shannen_xlove
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:34pm UTC

FAV IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE A WOMAN
#HappyInternationalWomen'sDay

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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC

son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
dad: "No, why?"
son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts"
dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
son: "WHY??"
dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
.

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crazychickaa101
posted a quote
September 26, 2011 5:19pm UTC

dont fave this,or you will be shot.

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emilyxxox*
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 1:16pm UTC

If it means marrying you with a ring pop
instead of a diamond,
I would do it in a heartbeat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 10:31am UTC

What if...
Steve turned out to be YOUR DAD, &Steve was just a
code name.
HOLY CRAP.

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kiko3221
posted a quote
August 19, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Knock Knock
who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad i didn't say banana? ;D
[who else remembers this being like the coolest joke ever?]

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chillchica4
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 8:43pm UTC

Where are they now.
Ned is twenty two year old singer.
Cookie is a rapper.
Drake has a beard and plays indie music.
Josh is a director and producer.
Zoey is divorced with a child.
Addie Singer is a singer, actress, and model
Lizzie Mcguire is pregnant.
Raven is an ABC family star.
Phil of the future is in a band.
Zack and Cody went to college.
Who else feels old?

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tayheartsyou
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC

If I'm on a date & it's bad,
I'm just gonna stand up & say,
"I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
& RUN out.

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MissAnna
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August 13, 2011 9:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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honeyBunnsx
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 8:06pm UTC

Jingle bells
Facebook smells.
Tumblr go away.
Myspace yuck,
bebo sucks.
Witty all the way. AYEEEEE.
♥

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treemedes
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 7:59pm UTC

Like if you miss when people used to spell out the word and they didn’t do this:
Me: Sup
Person: nm bored af hmu

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xoLovexo6
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 4:34pm UTC

Don't tell me who my ex is with.
I feel sorry for both.
She; gets my sloppy seconds
And he....
→ Lowers his standards

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jssx623
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 1:55pm UTC

dear parents,
thanks for trying, but i don't need
"the talk."
sincerely, i read urban dictionary.

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FromNowuntill4ever97x
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 1:56pm UTC

Just found out that my kindergarten
teacher got arrested for drug-
dealing.
Mlia.

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loovetayloor
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 8:36pm UTC

dear 4th grader,
why does your status say
its complicated.
what did he do? steal your animal crackers?
sincerly, your mom
nmf/nmq

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