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  1. Static_Heart Static_Heart
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2009 7:57pm UTC
    & just Listen-Girls;
    -You h a v e n ' t "Lost" your smile,
    ( it's right under your nose. )
    _______________________________________
    -Your Heart isn't "Broken".
    ( If it's Still Beating. )
    __________________________________
    -You didn't "Love" that boy.
    ( We don't know what L o v e is. )
    __________________________
    The Point Is..
    We're Just Teens;
    We Should Live it up while we can!
    Get in trouble; Hang With Friends;
    Be a Rebel ! Make Mistakes!
    It is what we do! And its about time we
    start doing our role!
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
    _So Stop_
    Trying to change the future;
    &Don't Go Looking For Love;
    But For Once
    let things Happen naturally.
    & Remember:
    (-Live,Laugh,&Enjoy Life!)
    All Mine.
    Rate please(:
    +if you actually
    read all this;
    i love you(:

  2. yooitscharliie yooitscharliie
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    how to do all black backgrounds
    [ and other colors ]
    step 1)
    highlight & copy this code:
    <div style=" background-color: #000000"> type here </div>
    step 2)
    go 'Add a Quote'. when you get the the add a quote box, click the Source button in the toolbar.
    step 3)
    paste that code.
    step 4)
    replace 'type here' with all your text and stuff
    step 5) [optional]
    go back to step 1. see how i bolded/underlined the #000000? that's called the hexedecimal value. basically it's the color but in HTML. those 6 numbers change the background color. i'll give you some basic colors so you can experiment.
    #f50000
    #29bdff
    #fff229
    #0a24ff
    #19cf02
    #7c01e9
    #ff0fb9
    replace the #000000 with those codes, and you can have different colored backgrounds. (:

  3. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    I wonder if you know,
    that my nails
    [stay painted red]
    because that's your favorite color.
    & that your tie is hanging in my room.
    I wonder if you know that i made a CD
    of songs to help me get over you,
    and it doesn't work.
    I wonder if you know that it's
    [harder to breathe] without you.
    & that my chest actually aches where my heart should be.
    I wonder if you know i'm afraid to fall in love [again.]
    I wonder if that would even bother you.
    I wonder if you would even care.

  4. thatgirlonwitty thatgirlonwitty
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2009 12:54pm UTC
    all of my friends
    warned me (about you this time.)
    I p r o m i s e d them you wouldn't
    hurt me again and I honestly
    beleived it was true.I thought
    we'd really be okay.I should have
    beleived my friends about ([you.])
    Now tell me boy, how am I
    supposed to explain you
    breaking my heart this time?
    Should I say, he didn't mean it?
    Oops. You just didn't mean the
    sweet things. Just tell me one thing
    did you really actually love me?
    Or was I just a trophy on your wall of girls?

  5. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 4:41am UTC
    it's like crossing the street
    w h e n y o u k n o w y o u s h o u l d n ' t
    when that red light is up, but you don't care
    you want to f e e l; a little dangerous
    but you're cautious, you still look before anything
    making sure there's no possible way to get hurt
    y • u g • f • r i t
    you take that first :l e a p -x- off: the curb
    y o u f e e l f i n e ;; a l l i s g o i n g w e l l
    then you start thinking about what could go wrong
    --------------->what if you didn't spot a car?
    or what if a cop is right around the corner?
    what if...?
    but it's too late now [( n o t u r n i n g b a c k )]
    you start to hurry, just in case
    you might get a >l i t t l e r e c k l e s s< in your rush
    you hit the curb and fall the last thing on your mind
    g e t t i n g h u r t b y t h e o t h e r s i d e
    =f=a=l=l=i=n=g= d o w n, you didn't expect it,
    you couldn't have even i m a g i n e d it
    there's just no way but it >>>still happened<<<
    so after all you still got hurt
    right when you were l e a s t e x p e c t i n g i t
    yeah, love is just like that.
    **verrrryyyyy much mine
    verrryyyyy much venting

  6. LuVyAallx765 LuVyAallx765
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2009 4:31pm UTC
    THIS IS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY READ IT ONLINE!!!!!!!!
    Me: (swallowing) Hello
    AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T...
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T...
    Me: This is AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes This is AT&T...
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please?
    Me: May I ask who is calling?
    AT&T: This is AT&T.
    Me: OK, hold on.
    At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
    Me: Hello?
    AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
    Me: May I ask who is calling please?
    AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
    Me: Is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes this is AT&T...
    Me: This is AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes, is this Mr. Byron?
    Me: Yes, is this AT&T?
    AT&T: Yes sir.
    Me: The phone company?
    AT&T: Yes sir.
    Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.
    AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.
    Me: I already have a phone.
    AT&T: We aren't selling phones today Mr. Byron.
    Me: Well whatever it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling.
    When you are not interested in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by saying "I'm really not interested," but this lady was persistent.
    AT&T: Mr. Byron, we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. Now, I am sure she meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute, but she at no time used the word "rate." I could clearly see that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little ciphering.
    Me: Now, that's 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?
    AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
    Me: 7 days a week?
    AT&T: That's right.
    Me: 365 days a year?
    AT&T: Yes sir.
    Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
    AT&T: We think so!
    Me: That's quite a sum of money!
    AT&T: Yes sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
    Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
    AT&T: Excuse me?
    Me: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
    AT&T: What are you talking about?
    Me: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1,008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
    AT&T: Oh no, sir, I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
    Me: Wait a minute here!!! Didn't you say you'd give me 10 cents a minute? Are you sure this is AT&T?
    AT&T: Well, yes this is AT&T sir but......
    Me: But nothing, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute that I'll give you 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me.
    AT&T: No sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
    Me: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
    AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
    Me: Sure! You say that now! What happens later?
    AT&T: What?
    Me: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
    AT&T: Yes Mr. Byron. Please hold.
    So now AT&T has me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for a supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:
    Supervisor: Mr. Byron?
    Me: Yeth?
    Supervisor: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
    Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth?
    Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is.
    I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be careful not to produce a snort.
    Me: No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
    Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
    Me: Thank you.
    I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
    AT&T: Hello Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
    Me: Do you have that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
    AT&T: (click)

  7. waitwhatxx12 waitwhatxx12
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    i'm the girl that would
    choose sweatpants over skirts anyday. i'm the girl
    whose room looks like a tornado went through it. i'm
    the girl that doesnt wake up extra early to look nice.
    i'm the girl that has two hairstyles ; up or down. i'm
    the girl that eats . i'm the girl that can't walk in heels
    without killing myself .. or someone else. i'm the girl
    that doesn't pretend to be stupid. i'm the girl that
    means what she says. i'm the girl that manages to
    hold myself together, and say i'm fine, even when
    everything is going wrong. i'm the girl with her
    middle finger held high. i'm the girl thats tougher
    than a lot of guys. and i'm the girl that really doesn't
    care what people think.

  8. Sarah_xo Sarah_xo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2009 7:40pm UTC
    no one dare speak
    to the girl who doesn't talk
    she's staring out the window
    as her heart races with the clock
    for that, she has seen the things
    the world never has before «
    & all we really know about her is
    that she is the [ f r e a k ]
    but behind closed doors, her life is
    far more complicated than the looks
    deceived

  9. teamjacob teamjacob
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 6:57am UTC
    one heartbreak. two eyes crying. three words never said again.four hands that
    won't be held. five mornings you'll pass in the halls. six love notes, ripped and
    torn. seven days a week you'll think of him. eight sad songs a night before
    bed. nine wishes that never came true.
    10 years before he realizes you were the one.

  10. BuCkSoCcEr08 BuCkSoCcEr08
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 11:35am UTC
    i bet you didn't know;
    how much you mean to her,
    i bet you didn't know,
    all the tears you've caused her,
    i bet you didn't know,
    how scared she is to talk to you,
    i bet you didn't know,
    when you don't talk to her,
    --> it turns her whole world upside down.
    &* even with all those clues,
    i bet you didn't know;
    she loves you; <3
    & hasen't stopped .

  11. xX_MUSIC_Xx xX_MUSIC_Xx
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 2:05pm UTC
    Her: "Its over!" (turns around to walk away)
    Him: "Fine! Leave! Theirs nothing I can do to make you stay!"
    Just as she is about to take a step she stops and turns back around.
    Her: "Yes there is! You can pull me back and tell me to never leave! You can hold me close and say you love me! You can kiss me hard and tell me I'm your everything. But obviously that wont happen because if you really felt that way....
    you would never even let me think of leaving you in the first place"
    </3

  12. eerikaaxo0 eerikaaxo0
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    ineverthought
    that you would ever apologize.
    or that i would actually be
    considering forgiving you.

  13. xokaylaxo9o8 xokaylaxo9o8
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 8:38am UTC
    I Want A Boy
    who will sit with me at lunch,
    who will hold my hand and never
    let go, i want a boy who will text
    me all n i g h t long, a boy that will
    stay on the phone untill i fall asleep,
    a boy who will miss me when im gone.
    i want a boy who will say iloveyou and
    mean it. i want him to dance with me
    even if there is no music. i want a boy
    who will comfort me when im sad;
    to hold me when im crying. A boy that
    will love me forever...<3

  14. audri8707 audri8707
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 4:27pm UTC
    pixie stix: for kids who can't afford crack
    ;p

  15. breezyy_looves_youu_x3 breezyy_looves_youu_x3
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Sarah_xo Sarah_xo
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 8:41am UTC
    I'm getting tired of asking, This is the final time_____x
    So did i make you happy? cause{you cried an ocean}
    and there's a thousand lines, about the way you smile
    ...written in my minda
    but every single word's a lie

  17. xokaylaxo9o8 xokaylaxo9o8
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 8:55am UTC
    **ListenLadies ,
    w h a t e v e r h a p p e n s ,
    people are gonna [ label ] you.
    according to .:what you wear:.,
    .:how you act:. and what you
    do. they're gonna [ l o o k ] at
    you and think they *know*you
    inside out, even if they don't.
    [ s o w h a t ? l e t t h e m.]
    let the b**ches have their fun.
    they're gonna [label] you !but
    they can .: n e v e r , never :.
    ------t e l l y o u w h o-----
    ......youare**
    credit to no_strings_attached (:

  18. one_tree_hill_lover one_tree_hill_lover
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    do you even know what you did?
    H O W Y O U M A D E M E F E E L W H E N Y O U C O M P L E T E L Y
    T O R E M Y H E A R T A P A R T ? I A C T U A L L Y B E L I E V E D Y O U
    W H E N Y O U S A I D Y O U L O V E D M E. I T R U S T E D Y O U. W E L L
    C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S A S S H O L E. B E C A U S E O F Y O U, T H E R E
    I S N O C H A N C E I ' M E V E R G O I N G T O F A L L F O R S O M E O N E
    t h a t h a r d [e v e r a g a i n .] <|3

  19. laurenn__xx laurenn__xx
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    hey girls.
    i know he broke your heart. i know he said
    he never would, but lets face it; we knew it
    was bound to happen sooner or later. he se-
    emed like Mr. Perfect, didn't he? he didn't even
    seem to have any flaws, huh? and even if he did,
    it's not like we'd notice- or even care. he called
    you beautiful, didn't he? i bet he also said you
    were amazing. and you believed him.. but don't
    worry, we all fall for it. you were head over heels
    over this guy.. hell, maybe you even loved this silly
    boy. school was even worth it now, because of
    him i bet. all of those love songs on the radio
    finally made sense.. and he made you so happy.
    but sweetie, let's face it, all good things come to
    an end. we don't all get our happily - ever - after
    quite like the movies. honestly, how many times
    have you heard of someone riding off into the
    sunset with their love? not too often. i know it hurts,
    and i know it's gonna take time to get over him..
    but honey, you need to. i know you think you can't, but,
    actions speak louder than words.
    all minee (:
    idk if you'll like..
    but comment if
    you wanna use/
    have anything to say.
    kthanks.(:

  20. xokane456 xokane456
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 7:52pm UTC
    half of me
    just wants to be done with you
    to get ride of all the hurt you have given me
    even thought you might not have realized it
    but the other half
    doesn't want to lose the fun times we've had
    all the memories, smiles, and laughs
    but i don't know which half
    to choose,
    because i'm not sure i want to deal with it anymore.

:)

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