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Crazy girl*
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July 8, 2014 11:14am UTC

College be like:
Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

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tumblinggirl21
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February 7, 2013 11:41am UTC

Riddle 5:
I am a creature of the night, silent when I hunt. I can hear a creature's heartbeat from far off. I have sharp weapons that no prey can escape, & I come in many kinds.
What am i???

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LoveTheLies
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February 7, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya
because there's no way any of us can outrun those f/ckers.
nmq

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angeldog105
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February 7, 2013 8:34pm UTC

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry.
That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
nmq

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tumblinggirl21
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February 7, 2013 10:27am UTC

Riddle 1:
-you are running. There is a cliff to your right, two horses at full speed in front of you, a lion matching your pace to the left, and an angry bear behind you.
How do you get out alive???

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CTomlinson
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February 7, 2013 11:25am UTC

*Me banging my calculator against a table because it wouldn't work*
Teacher: Stop it!
Me: Why? It doesn't work
Teacher: How would you like it if I banged you on a table?
*everyone dies of laughter*

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ashlyn*
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December 3, 2012 11:18pm UTC

The actual "Doomsday" date according to Mayans calendar lies over 4,000 years in the future
-- It is October 21, 4772.
So you guys can all stop freaking out now.

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RedRuby
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December 4, 2012 1:05am UTC

My wallet is like an onion,
>>>WHEN I OPEN IT I START TO CRY.<<<

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zadakbkadaz
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July 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Hardest job ever:
Working in a bubble wrap factory... Imagine the self control needed..

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bellieboo2000
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June 2, 2012 2:23am UTC

Writting.Like.This.Dosen't.Make.Your.Point.Any.Stronger. It.Makes.It.Look.Like.Your.Computer.Has.Asthma.

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bellieboo2000
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June 2, 2012 2:32am UTC

That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus and you don't know what seat to take.-Teenager post #3416

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bellieboo2000
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June 3, 2012 4:23am UTC

How much do I cost? (originally posted by sammiRAWR)
Natural Hair:[] Brown - $100[x] Blonde - $50[] Black - $60[] Red - $70[] Other- $75 Total so far:$50 Eye Color:[] Brown - $50[] Green - $75[x] Blue $150|] Hazel $100[] Other - $15Total so far:150 Height:[] Over 7′ - $200[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85[] Under 5′4 - $25Total so far: $235 Age:[] 50 to 56 - $175[] 46 to 50 - $150[] 41 to 45 - $125[] 31 to 40 - $100[] 26 to 30 - $75[] 21 to 25 - $50[] 19 to 20 - $25[X] 0 to 18 - $100Total so far:$335 Birth Order:[] Twins or more than twins - $750[x] First Born - $320[] Only Child - $250[] second born - $150[] Middle child - $100[] Last Born - $100[] third born - $550[] fourth born - $300[] fifth born - $400[] sixth born -$215Total so far:$675Drink?[] I did like twice - $400 (it was only a sip or 2 at a wedding)[] Only Holidays - $250[] Sometimes - $215[] YES - $200[] only weekends - $300[] Every other day - $50[] Once a day - $15[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$[X] No - $600Total so far:$1275 Vision?[x] perfect vision - $400[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200[] No correction - $100[] Glasses - $50[] contacts - $25[] Surgical correction - $100Total so far:$1675 Shoe Size:[ ] 13+ - $300[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250[] 11 to 12 - $400[x] 7 to 10 - $500[] Under 7- $450Total so far:$2175Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):[] Green-$750[] Red - $600[x] Black - $100[] Yellow -$475[] Brown - $300[x] Purple - $225[] White - $400[] Aqua - $350[] Orange - $300[] Blue - $300[] Pink - $100[x] Other - $500Total so far:$3000 did you use a calculator to add it all up?[x] Yes $0[] Nope - $1000[] some- $750 Total:3000leave a comment and tell me how much your worth :P

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bellieboo2000
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June 8, 2012 1:33am UTC

lolsotrue #377Sorry, I can't hang out. My Uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend insurance aggent roomate's pet goldfish died.Maybe next time.

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bellieboo2000
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June 12, 2012 3:41am UTC

lolsotrue #513That awkward moment when your mum's doing the dishes, so youslowly put another one in and walk away fast.

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bellieboo2000
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June 12, 2012 3:45am UTC

lolsotrue #541Theres a fine line between being tanned &looking like you just rolled in dorritos.

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bellieboo2000
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June 12, 2012 3:49am UTC

lolsotrue #443My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

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MollyMonster11
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June 12, 2012 4:50am UTC

Untangling a Slinky is like brain surgery
One false move is
Deadly

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MollyMonster11
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:05am UTC

My brother texted me last night
Him: If you were a Pokemon you'd be Metapod... completely useless
I love you too:)

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huggywuggy88
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June 12, 2012 2:18am UTC

Boy: my fathers name is LAUGHING and my
mother's name is SMILING.
Teacher: you must be kidding?
Boy: no that's my brother, i'm JOKING.
LOL

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mustachemama
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June 12, 2012 2:23am UTC

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