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skylargrayy
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June 1, 2013 3:14pm UTC

I want you to rock me <3

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xele91097x
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October 17, 2012 6:57pm UTC

woman in commercial: *wakes up looking like she was created by the goddess Athena, stretches gracefully revealing perfectly tanned, hairless skin, with silky hair waterfalling on her shoulders and a flawless, rosy complexion*
me: *rolls out of bed looking like I slept in a cardboard box in a sewer and got attacked by a greasy homeless man*

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Hale_Storm18
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October 17, 2012 8:10pm UTC

There is no "we" in "food"
so, no, you can't have any of it.

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neonbubbles
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October 17, 2012 9:57pm UTC

Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the f*cks i give

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kenzie_98
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October 17, 2012 8:19pm UTC

radio: sappy love song
me: lol, no.
radio: commercials
me: lol, no.
radio: talking about sports
me: lol, no.
radio: Gangnam Style
me: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADYYYY

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katberndt1
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 2:02pm UTC

I get awkward when someone
compliments me and I don't
know what to say.
Someone: you look pretty
today
Me: Happy Birthday

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 17, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Lol So True: #166
Let's play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare because no one knows how to tell the truth anymore.
lolsotrue.com

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EmilyxLovesxU
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October 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC

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brilovesrondo9
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October 17, 2012 7:56pm UTC

* A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live.
Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!?
My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall....
Me: Is that some type of fat joke!?
My Grandpa: ..................

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OneDirectionQuotes
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October 17, 2012 3:14pm UTC

"The worst driver is Harry.
I can't even drive so that's saying something."
-Liam Payne

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CharlAldisx
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October 17, 2012 5:35pm UTC

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mwittym
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October 17, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Friend 1: He called me beautiful today <3
Friend 2: My boyfriend said "I love you" yesterday :)
Friend 3: He asked me to be his girlfriend yesterday!
Me:.... my mom said i looked nice this morning....

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PurplePinkDreams
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October 17, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Friend: How many times are you going to quote Mean Girls?
Me: The limit does not exist.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Epic True Story
I was in McDonalds with my friends and we decided to eat in the play pen area...
While we were eatting, we saw that a little girl,idk how old she was... was having a birthday party.
She had a cake with Zac Efron on it.
She ran up to us smiling and said, "it's my birtday!"
We said happy birthday.
She said, "Do you like my cake? It has Zac Efron on it!!!"
We said we liked her cake.
Then she said, "When I eat it, Zac Efron is going to be inside me!"
My friend turned to her and said, with a straight face, "Well you're a lucky girl. I would like Zac Efron inside of me too."
Even though the little girl didn't get what my friend was saying, her mom made us leave the play pen area. lol
Day=Made.

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Oreos
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September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC

How to survive a Horror Movie.
1.Never be the hero.
2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
4.Always look back.
5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
6.Never go somewhere alone.
7.Get weapons.
8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
play some MW3?'
12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.
17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

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livelovelaugh811
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Why fit in
when you were born to
STAND OUT
?
Dr.Suess

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Waiting_Wishing_Hoping_Dreaming
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 10:27pm UTC

When you get a boyfriend...
A friend would say: Awh how cute! You guys are so cute together :)
A bestfriend would say: EXCUSE ME B*TCH? NO.
SHE'S MINE.
SO LEAVE. SHOO SHOO.
I HAD DIBS FIRST.
K bye now♥

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LaurenStyles21
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September 18, 2012 10:20pm UTC

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One Direction won
3 VMAS AND
PREFORMED!
SUCK IT
HATERS
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One

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bananaB126
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September 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC

That moment when you
get a sweet text & you just
sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo....

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JustBravo
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:51pm UTC

☀ throwing lamps at
people who need to
lighten up☀

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