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  1. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 8:49am UTC
    You can not lick your nose with your tongue .
    Now, stop trying.You look like an idiot.

  2. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    My alarm clock's song :
    Today I don't feel like doing anything .
    I just wanna lay in my bed ...

  3. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:17am UTC
    You thought that you had fallen for him .
    But , it was actually , the idea of love that you had fallen for.

  4. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    It is really funny
    how my dad actually believes that
    I can get ready in 10 mins

  5. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    My teacher pairs me up
    with
    the hottest guy in class.
    What I say : Sh/t ... Not again!
    WHat I mean : YEEES! Thank you God for this blessing! I won't let you down . And you hottie ... Come to mee

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 12:08pm UTC
    The simple truth :
    Girls get butterflies .
    Guys get boners .

  7. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    I hate witty
    said no one , never .

  8. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    If you had never jumped from one couch to another to save yourself from the "lava"
    you didn't have a childhood.

  9. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Giving your friend "the look"
    when you see someone attractive.

  10. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:58am UTC
    You say I am "dirty minded"
    but how did you understand what I say at the first place ?

  11. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    The worst things in life come free to us.

  12. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Follow a balanced diet.
    Hold an ice-cream on each hand

  13. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:28am UTC
    In my dreams you are mine
    but in My Life , You are a dream

  14. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    Keep the dream alive
    hit the snooze button.
    nmq

  15. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 9:32am UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    If your life was a movie , what kind of movie would it be ?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 9:36am UTC
    Teacher:What's so funny?
    Me: Well we are stuck here everyday , wasting 6 precious hours listening to nothing at all.Everything is that funny!

  18. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
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    March 13, 2013 9:46am UTC
    THE STORY OF MY LIFE
    A guy falls for me -> I don't care -> I fall for that guy -> He doesn't care anymore

  19. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    New blood joins this earth
    and quickly he's subdued.
    Through constant pain , disgrace
    the young boy learns thei Rules ...
    Deprived of all his thoughts ...
    Metallica ~The Unforgiven

  20. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    It's been a while ...
    (but I still feel the same)

:)

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