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  1. Nalan Nalan
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    When you're halfway through you elderly neighbor's garden,
    To retrieve your frisbee,
    And you hear a dog bark and
    nearly poo yourself.

  2. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Looking at quotes
    and thinking, why didn't I think of that?

  3. cookiedoughrocker cookiedoughrocker
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    We all know we all like it when he does
    chessy pick up line

  4. EmyLou EmyLou
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Hey guys! Ik people hate these things but for every like, I will smile that many times a day because smile's make others smile :)
    [i dont smile much any more but i need motivation to].

  5. jayciecutie_01 jayciecutie_01
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    "Witty Was For venting"
    But everybody says witty has changed. Which it
    has, I'm not denying that fact. I miss the old witty,
    but if you aren't going to do anything to try to change
    it back, stop complaining.

  6. LivingLifeWithoutADoubt LivingLifeWithoutADoubt
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Maybe I'm not perfect,
    But at least I'm working on it.
    -Paramore
    nmf

  7. ShutUpAndLookAtThis ShutUpAndLookAtThis
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    AmItheonlyone
    That noticed there hasn't been as many 1D quotes as there were before?Be thankful
    format by sandrasaurus


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    I'm a girl.
    I eat the whole house down then regret it
    I cry myself to sleep but pretend I'm fine the next day
    I don't have the best grades because I get distracted thinking about a guy that will never like me back
    I take long showers, not to get clean, but to think
    If you saw mine and my bestfriends messages, you'd recomend us a mental institution.
    I can act really bipolar. But no, I'm just on my period
    I constantly look in the mirror trying to fix my hair or outfit
    My biggest wish is to eat without gaining weight, for him to love me back, and to have a pause, rewind, fast foward, and stop button on life
    Yes, I'm a girl.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  10. lovelyblueeyes lovelyblueeyes
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Annoying Moment #3
    Thinking About How You'll Be Leaving School Next Year & Moving On,
    And How The Kids In That'll Be In Your Spot Will Ruin The School. just me?

  11. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Google
    Google Search | | I’m Feeling Lucky

  12. CantBeJudged CantBeJudged
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:17pm UTC
     
    Add My Pin
    27ADA802
    {♥} You don't have to
     

  13. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    The question isn't who's going to let me;it's who's going to stop me.♥ nmq;nmf.
    format by sandrasaurus

  14. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    If life hands you melons...
    you might be dyslexic

  15. WittyGurrl WittyGurrl
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    In Exactly 1 month
    Pretty Little Liars
    will be on!
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    nmf

  16. SetFireToTheRain SetFireToTheRain
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Mommy's boy. Daddy's girl.
    But what ever happened to
    Mommy's girls and daddy's boys?♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. blondetalk blondetalk
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    *****
    Trying to pee quietly
    when you go to the bathroom at a guys house
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    FACT: Not all goodbyes are sad. EXAMPLE: Goodbye, class.nmq;nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Do this;
    First, close your eyes & pretend your holding a salt shaker. Then shake the salt in your mouth.

  20. jeweleyes jeweleyes
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    that terrible moment
    when you forget
    a quote.
    nmf

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