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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Starve self → Eat
↑ ↓
Hate self ← Cut
It's just a simple cycle.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:54pm UTC

If I'm a sarcastic a//hole with you
it's either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
or I really hate you and don't care if you know it
Good luck figuring that one out

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:58pm UTC

How To Write a Pitbull Song
1. Name a couple cities
2. Say Mr. Worldwide
3. Add in some Spanish words
You're set

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ken: I love you, Barbie...
Barbie: ...
Ken: ...
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me too??
Barbie: Well... have you seen the One Direction dolls?!

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:17am UTC

Smart girls are the over-thinkers. The insecure ones. The different ones. They know what the real world is like and they analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night thinking about every possible situation to get through all problems. They think too much. They trust less people. Their insecurity proves their respect toward themselves. Of course, they live away from a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth. —
xx — now those are the ones worth keeping by your side.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC

Plot twist: Santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them infront of your entire family

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 3:12pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el11DhtTVrM
The Witty Anthem.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:43pm UTC

If only hatred burned calories.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:46am UTC

Meanwhile, at a school that isn't
Hogwarts:
Me: Is it time to go home yet?
Teacher: You've been here for three minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Teacher: Oh, God, not again.
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Teacher: Every time.
Me: IN AZKABAN!

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC

please either stop being so attractive or make out with me its your choice.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My mom: Becky (my sister), are you in a bad mood?
Me: No, that's just her personality, remember?
My sister: Like your personality is so much better.
Me: My personality is amazing.
My sister: Yeah, I guess it has to be since you're so ugly.
My mom: How would you like it if someone called you ugly?
My sister: I'd be like, "Wow, you think I'm ugly? You should see my sister!"
Well, played, sis. Well played.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:52am UTC

lllll Book Club with Authors: lllll
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to District 4
and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing?! You can't let that
character live! You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the
reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die...
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes, but-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM!
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo, maybe you could help me with
Breaking Daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet, Stephenie.
Suzanne Collins: She doesn't even go here.

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dolph*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:30pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:28am UTC

Harry: Checkmate.
Ron: Period!
Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was "Bloody Hell?"
Ron: Same thing!

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I wish i was one of those girls who's beautful and doesn't realize it
but i'm just one of those girls who's ugly and totally aware of it.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:56pm UTC

We kill people who kill people because killing people is bad.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:09pm UTC

me: i really can't stay
witty: but baby its social outside

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CrackerJacks97*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC

White lips, pale face
breathing in the snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Lights gone, days end
Struggling to pay rent
long nights, strange men
And they say she's in the class A Team ♥

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:04pm UTC

They should invent wifi bracelets,
so you can wear them anywhere
and have wifi connection
CookieDoughFormats

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伤*
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:08pm UTC

"If a man whistles you, don't turn around
ignore him because, you're a lady not a dog"
- Niall Horan

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